Friday, March 25, 2016

UP-SKIRTING RIFE IN BENDIGO!

Hello Dhaaarlings...

Recently I read in the local rag that there had been a marked increase in the numbers of people participating in the weird persuit of "Upskirting" in my very own city!

It seems that all this "upskirting" or... as I'm lead to believe... surreptitiously slipping ones camera or cellphone up under a ladies skirt so as to obtain a photograph of said ladies knickers... (Though I can't think for the life of me why one would engage in such a tawdry and uncooth activity)...is being directed at one lady in particular...
To add insult to injury it seems that this activity has taken the city by storm with hoards of interlopers arriving via train and bus just to participate.

So I thought I would have to get Princess on the case and investigate these vulgar reports myself.

Imagine my shock on arriving at the site of the alleged shenanigans to be greeted by this!


An enormous statue of (what I initially thought was Miss Scarlet's missing avitar) what turned out to be an apparently famous lady called 
Marilyn Munro... With her skirts akimbo..
No wonder Queen Victoria has turnd her back on such unseemly behaviour... I guess "We are not amused"....
But... a sign on a nearby lamp post informed me...



The local art gallery is presenting an exhibition of some of the ladies Iconic gowns from her movies and a vast array of her very private and personal items... 
I guess I'll have to try and get along to this exhibition to investigate further...

And being the intrepid  reporter that I'm not... I figured I had best get some more snaps of the hoards of interlopers around her statue...


Sadly... I must have picked the wrong day to start my investigation...
No sign of a "hoard" of "upskirters" anywhere...


Oh wait... there's one or two...

And being that this is my first attempt at "upskirting" I'm quite pleased with the result... although I'm not quite sure what the gentleman in shot is attempting?

Look closely for just a hint of knicker darlings... No... Not his...


And from another angle still no hoards...
But i'm thinking that perhaps she's had one too many curries and is suffering a slight "wind" problem... Keeping the crowds at bay...
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But you can at least see her knickers...

The moral of this tale is...

Don't believe everything that you read in the papers Darlings...


Bottoms up!