Princess Needs A Hero...Don't You?

Well hello there....

You've caught me musing over some recent nocturnal events...

 

I think Princess is in need of a Hero...

Not just any Hero....

But a Super Hero...

Have your your “Spidey” senses tingling as much as mine have been lately?

No? Well let me tell you all about it...

 

Strange and mysteriously handsome men...
Have been appearing in my dreams of late.…

Darkly costumed... but very muscular.

Or..

Wearing Fully Anatomaical Body Armour, Masks and Wonderful Capes....

Not having expeienced these types of visions before...

Princess felt quite alarmed but at the same time...

Was intregued as to where these repetitive nightly visits might lead...

 So intreagued infact...
That I could not wait for night to fall...

So as to return to these curious characters and observe themin their antics...


 

On awakening...

 Princess decided to do some research into this phenomena...

And has discovered that These Gentlemen are referred to as...

" Super Hero's"

Did you know...

Full costumes are not actually required for some of these Superhero types and "Hero Worshippers"

This gentleman only requires tight little shorts and a cape...

The rest of his costume, I am assured, is something called...
 "Body Paint" 

This gentlmans' pants rip everytime he gets painted and he turns green.... Apparenly...

What an awfully expensive costume to maintain....

This genlemans' outfit initially belonged to a woman....

Apparently....

And, it originally came with a brassiere , but I am afraid that I am unsure as to weather he continues to utilise this or not...

 And this gentlemans clothing is utterly useless....

As it would seem that it is burnt to cinders every time he
self combusts.

On further research into the costuming of superhero worshippers...

Princess discovered that sometimes...

It is only...

  The head gear and shoes, which is required to complete the ensemble.....

(These young gents do look like they are enjoying themseves)

and at other times....

It...

Is...

Fortunately or Unfortunately ...

Not!

Princess however....

Has been quite surprised and impressed by this research and is....

Looking forward to future nocturnal visits...

From these wonderful...

And naughty Superhero's

If only to see whom...

Is helping out whom....

And that they are all working together to continue to keep the world safe...

Oh Dear! .....

This gent has the right stance....

But appears to have forgotten his suit all together!

I wonder which one he is pretending to be?

I'd like to hear your thoughts on which Superhero he could be..

Who is your Super Hero?

Sweet Dreams and Goodnight from Princess

 Dhaaarlings....

That Didn't Hurt a Bit Now Did It?.....

Princess would just like to say that she is back online!

And that despite my fears, the new instilation has gone very smoothly...

See...

I did initially think that the installers may have had the wrong address...

What with all the tinfoil that they used....

But they assured me that they were at the right abode.

Although I do think the lovely young gentlemen...

Took Princess a little too literally when instructed to have a ball...

And do what they must.

Nevertheless, intreagued by their technological skills and application...

I was able to sit back and casullay...

 observe their antics...

This is, I was informed, a move which is very good for the "Pelvic Floor"

I was quite astonished as I don't recall there being a "Pelvic Room"

 at "The Palais"

And this is known as "A Squat"

Princess had always assumed up until now that this...

Was commonly known as a Squat!

And this..

 I was instructed, is what the gentlemen referred to as...

"A Nude Twistering Tea Break"

Tho I remained unable to locate their tea pot!

However, I did have a lovely time watching them between their work breaks...

And after all their acrobatical antics...

Princess felt that she needed a cooling drink...

and a little lie down...

After such an exhausting day...

An Interruption to Transmission...

Princess is recieving a  global communication upgrade....

And may be unavailable to take your calls...

and therfore will be feeling quite bereft for some time in her inability to post

or make house calls...

[via]

The Palais Technicians will be working studiously on this problem.

At least Princess hopes that they will

In the meantime.....

Princess apologises for this most inconvenient situation...

But I will be continuing to seve Cocktails...

 in the meantime... 

You're welcome to join me...

Putting the Cock back into Cocktails....

Following a recent celebratory post....

 

 Princess...

Was shocked to learn...

(From some of her fellow Bitches)

That...

 "The Palais" has been serving Cocktails...

 

Sans Cock!

So on order to decrease the amount of  "White Whining"

 

 That Princess has had to consume...

She has decided to rectify the situation...

And following further administration of punishment

For failing to provide the expected hospitality to guests

Princess has provided firm instruction for expected future hospitality...

And reminded them all that; Houseboys are employed solely to meet the requirements of guests to "The Palais"

and not their own...

Desires...

Princess appologises for this errant oversight..

Now...

 Cocktails Anyone?

Anyone?...

You know that your'e more that welcome to join me!