Time Out....

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With things speeding up and getting crazier as the silly season approaches

I thought that you might like to join me for a little "Time Out" 
I know I need it Dhaarlings...

So find yourself a comfortable house boy...

Have him fix your favourite cocktail...

Now just sit back and relax....

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I don't know about you but I feel better already....

Now I'm off to make party preparations for a rapidly approaching
First Bloggaversary.

Just Another Night at "The Palais"......

Mothers Ruin...

An Interruption to Transmission...

Princess is recieving a  global communication upgrade....

And may be unavailable to take your calls...

and therfore will be feeling quite bereft for some time in her inability to post

or make house calls...

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The Palais Technicians will be working studiously on this problem.

At least Princess hopes that they will

In the meantime.....

Princess apologises for this most inconvenient situation...

But I will be continuing to seve Cocktails...

 in the meantime... 

You're welcome to join me...

Putting the Cock back into Cocktails....

Following a recent celebratory post....

 

 Princess...

Was shocked to learn...

(From some of her fellow Bitches)

That...

 "The Palais" has been serving Cocktails...

 

Sans Cock!

So on order to decrease the amount of  "White Whining"

 

 That Princess has had to consume...

She has decided to rectify the situation...

And following further administration of punishment

For failing to provide the expected hospitality to guests

Princess has provided firm instruction for expected future hospitality...

And reminded them all that; Houseboys are employed solely to meet the requirements of guests to "The Palais"

and not their own...

Desires...

Princess appologises for this errant oversight..

Now...

 Cocktails Anyone?

Anyone?...

You know that your'e more that welcome to join me!

Princess Ripe for the Picking....

As you know Princess just loves getting down and dirty,

 and this week things are in full swing

in the "Palais De Steff " Kitchen Garden.

The farmhands have been eager, ready and waiting....

 To assist Princess in the Plucking...

 

The Tomato vines are heavy with fruit

As are the Zucchini

and Squash...

Not That Sort of Squash Boys....

I said "Not that sort of Squash"

Did you not hear me the first time now back to work!

There are root vegetables to be gathered...

Radish..

Beetroot...

And...

Carrots to be pulled....

I see one of you have already found a carrot top...

And yes Benjamin, I know that you are very proud of yours...

 But again I did not mean that sort of Carrot!

I mean't these carrots.

Now boys, When you are quite ready...

  It's off to harvest...

My...

Watermelons...

Remember .....

When handling Princess'  melons...

Maintain a firm hand....

I dont want any breakages!

Now after all that hard work...

 I think Princess has earned a drink...

Cocktails Anyone?

Boxing Day at the Palais

Princess just loves Boxing Day. It's one of her most favourite days following Christmas

The houseboys have been training all year for this very event

It is one of the highlights of their year... and although they appear a little shy, you can see the lust and excitement in their eyes

I generously allow them to box each other to win my leftover Christmas baubles and trinkets

After a quick coctail top-up..

It's on..

Even some of the locals get involved...

And, as always, the houseboys tend to become distracted...

More cockltails boys ...I can see that Princess is going to be in for a very long night.....



Oh I do love Boxing Day!