Time Out....

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With things speeding up and getting crazier as the silly season approaches

I thought that you might like to join me for a little "Time Out" 
I know I need it Dhaarlings...

So find yourself a comfortable house boy...

Have him fix your favourite cocktail...

Now just sit back and relax....

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I don't know about you but I feel better already....

Now I'm off to make party preparations for a rapidly approaching
First Bloggaversary.

Am I Blue?....

I'm having a bit of a blue day...

There is snow on the hills

The wind is cold and the first morning frost is coating the garden

with its icy tendrils.

So I figured that ...

Some Houseboys

In blue...

Might just help...

to chase ...

The Blues....

Away...

or not...

Cocktails Anyone?...

You're welcome to join me....

The Palais Hosts the Post "Infomaniac"... "Kitchest Bitch" Afterparty....

Well... Hello there...
Greetings and salutations are in order..
How lovely to see you...
And Welcome...

To the very "Tasteful" decor and surrounds at...

"Palais de Steff"

Do feel free to make yourself at home won't you...

On behalf of Mistress MJ...

(I have had Mr Peirsol deliver a case of Jamiesons just for you Dear Mistress)

Princess has invited you all... 
to
The "How Not to Decorate Compo" Afterparty...

Following such Glamour...
 Spine Tingling Excitement...
 And a veritable buffet of "Kitch and Calamity" at Chez Infomaniac....

Congratulations go to the Compo Winner!!!

Kabuki Zero

And his Beautifully Bad "Pirate Suite"
A true Artiste...

Fireworks...

 

And Champagne all around...

As we make a toast to Kabuki Zero and all who sail in her....

Congratulations and well done.

Princess is delighted to present some of her own...

 "Tributes in Kitch" 
to....

"The Bitches of Infomaniac"

And as you will soon see...
 Have been very very busy snapping away with...

My New Camera....

See!

Something "Kitchy" for Everyone!!

Below you will find "16 Tributes" to "Fellow Infomaniac Bitches"

Each Tableau is numbered but no names are mentioned

(At this Point)

 I thought it might be a little bit of fun for you all to decide

 Which "Tribute" is to Which "Bitch"?

It is a Party after all Dhaarlings...

 Princess will then create a separate post listing the numbers matching names with

 My "Tribute in Kitch" to the "Fellow Bitch" Princess had in mind when "Tributes in Kitch" were created... we can compare notes...

So...

 Charge your Glasses...

Find a comfortable Houseboy to assist you with your every need....

And let the fun begin....

The Tribute Tableaux...

You can "Biggerize" each Tableau...

to get up close and personal if you wish....







 

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Public Service Announcement .
As Dear Mistress MJ continues to accrue so many "Bitches"...
Princess offers profund appologies to those not payed tribute to here...


(And even to those that are)


Princess has had no intent of malice, disrespect or, intentional ommission...
But, as I am only intimate with some of you...
And are, as yet, to introduce myself formally to others...
I take this opportunity to appologise in advance.

Now...

Lets all freshen our drinks at the Cocktail Bar...

And all get cracking shall we?

Out Out Damn Spot....

After all the recent partying....

"Palais De Steff"... is looking a little dishevelled...

Mother just loves house work....

So I have instructed the "Empress Dowager" to....

round up the houseboys to form a cleaning party

As you know already, the very sound of her voice gets them lined up and rearing to go...

Mother announced...

"Princess want you to scour the Palais until it shine like new pin"....

"These are Empress Dowager new pins. (holding them aloft to show strength and power)....

You no worki worki very hard.

Empress give you little prick!"

"Houseboy Number 1 ... you clean windows!"

and

"ZhaZha".... "Stop helping! You go back laundry!".....

"Houseboy 2... you clean fire palce!"

"Yes! even big one. You answer back Empress. I give you prick!!!"

"You three there" ..... You have too much giggle giggle"....

"You get Broom and sweep sweep!"

"No No you not use special broom, she visit Princess!"

While relaxing Princess noticed that vacuum cleaner boy was not in uniform....

Mother!...... I called sweetly.... "bring one of your pins!"

The response from houseboy was instantaneous......

Now, that's much better.... "And don't get too carried away while you're at it!"

Oh well???

I just love house cleaning Dhaaarlings... I can watch Houseboys at it all day!

Especially Houseboy cleaning......

Princess will be out by the pool for the rest of the day.....

You are more than welcome to join me..

Oh...Have you met my cabana boy....

He is very adept with a cocktail shaker.....

Drinks anyone?