I hope you don't mind....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

 I hope you don't mind, but I entered your name in a draw For a 7 Night cruise along the mighty MURRAY RIVER

It's on the fabulous new "Murray Belle", have you ever heard of it?

All fares, transfers, food and drinks are included.
Upper deck for 1st Class Passengers
 ALSO...
For one evening only-

Dinner at the Captain's table, as his personal guest.

Good luck, I hope you win!

'The Murray Belle' is shown below...........

Your first night's meal promises to be scrumptious,

Featuring  'Fillet of Murray Cod'...

Murray Cod...

Murray Cod Fillets..

 

Murray and Cod...

Great local produce and Wines to die for, with all you can eat...

Like 'Boiled Murray Cray'...

And Yabbys by the bucket load...

Boy, we wish we were going with you...

If you win, make sure to send pictures, especially of the

Famous.. 'Muddy Midnight Skinny Dip'

With your hostesses Tracey and Shazza

And...

Since you may well be in the first class suite, you will have

 a balcony view with the finest facilities.

Good Luck Dhaaarlings!

Personally I like the thought of Skinny Dipping....

Don't you?....

The Palais Hosts the Post "Infomaniac"... "Kitchest Bitch" Afterparty....

Well... Hello there...
Greetings and salutations are in order..
How lovely to see you...
And Welcome...

To the very "Tasteful" decor and surrounds at...

"Palais de Steff"

Do feel free to make yourself at home won't you...

On behalf of Mistress MJ...

(I have had Mr Peirsol deliver a case of Jamiesons just for you Dear Mistress)

Princess has invited you all... 
to
The "How Not to Decorate Compo" Afterparty...

Following such Glamour...
 Spine Tingling Excitement...
 And a veritable buffet of "Kitch and Calamity" at Chez Infomaniac....

Congratulations go to the Compo Winner!!!

Kabuki Zero

And his Beautifully Bad "Pirate Suite"
A true Artiste...

Fireworks...

 

And Champagne all around...

As we make a toast to Kabuki Zero and all who sail in her....

Congratulations and well done.

Princess is delighted to present some of her own...

 "Tributes in Kitch" 
to....

"The Bitches of Infomaniac"

And as you will soon see...
 Have been very very busy snapping away with...

My New Camera....

See!

Something "Kitchy" for Everyone!!

Below you will find "16 Tributes" to "Fellow Infomaniac Bitches"

Each Tableau is numbered but no names are mentioned

(At this Point)

 I thought it might be a little bit of fun for you all to decide

 Which "Tribute" is to Which "Bitch"?

It is a Party after all Dhaarlings...

 Princess will then create a separate post listing the numbers matching names with

 My "Tribute in Kitch" to the "Fellow Bitch" Princess had in mind when "Tributes in Kitch" were created... we can compare notes...

So...

 Charge your Glasses...

Find a comfortable Houseboy to assist you with your every need....

And let the fun begin....

The Tribute Tableaux...

You can "Biggerize" each Tableau...

to get up close and personal if you wish....







 

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Public Service Announcement .
As Dear Mistress MJ continues to accrue so many "Bitches"...
Princess offers profund appologies to those not payed tribute to here...


(And even to those that are)


Princess has had no intent of malice, disrespect or, intentional ommission...
But, as I am only intimate with some of you...
And are, as yet, to introduce myself formally to others...
I take this opportunity to appologise in advance.

Now...

Lets all freshen our drinks at the Cocktail Bar...

And all get cracking shall we?