You Think You're Doing the Right Thing... And This Is The Thanks You Get....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

I took  a brief trip to the local supermarket this evening... Not an unusual event in itself.... but I digress...

While crawling around the parking lot looking for a space to park... I noticed   a "Lady" for want of a better term... who had just got out of her car but seemed oblivious to her surroundings and totally transfixed with the smartphone she was holding in her hand... And without breaking he gaze with the phone strolled straight out in front of my car...

As a courtesy I did what I thought was the nice thing to do and applied the breaks whilst giving her a short burst of my car horn... alerting her to my approach.

She immediately looked up... Stood her ground and gave me what can only bedescribed as a death stare and raised 2 fingers making a "V"sign and shouted "Get Fucked!" Then with what can only be described as an angry face... continued across my path to the other side of the road.

"Well!" I thought... "That's charming"

I eventually found a park.

Who should be standing behind my car as I got out?....

Your right!

The fingersigning get fucked facepoke "Lady"....

"Couldnt' you see I was fucking busy on my phone?" she shouted at me...

"Couldn't you check for oncoming traffic before stepping onto the road?" I replied in my nicest calmest voice... trying not to attract too much attention from the other people about in the car park...

"Well you didn't have to fucking toot at me" she said "I got a fucking fright"

 In my softest and sweetest tones I replied " But Madam... I think you would have got a bigger fright if I hadn't tooted and had just run you down!" I said...

adding...

 "And besides... What can be so important that you have to watch your phone rather than check for oncoming traffic?"

 By this time a small group had gathered a short distance away to watch the discussion unfold...

"There's no law against checking fucking facepoke!" She insisted... turning her back and walking off once again tranfixed by the electronic device gripped in her hand... and I  assume consumed by checking  "fucking facepoke"  again.... 

"No" I replied in a much louder voice so that she still might hear me...

"But there should be a law against stupid fucking people"

to the laughter and applause from the crowd gathered opposite.

Princess took a bow...

How was your day darlings?

Hear are some much nicer "V" signs...

I feel much better now...

Still celebrating the year of the Arse...