Ello Ello Ello... What ave we got here then?

Hello Daaarlings...

We have been experiencing some unprecedented weather phenomena here on the East coast... we have been praying madly for frineds and family in the path of the storm.... Fortunately they are all safe!

The northern sea coasts of Oz despite being inundated with record flooding and gale force winds from ex tropical cyclone/hurricaine Oswalsd from Rockhampton in mid north Queensland down to Sydney in New South Wales have not only tacken a beating but have also been struck by the rare phenomena of Sea Foam whipped up by the huge sells and gale force winds...

Here's what can result for the unsuspecting cop on the beat!  Watch the two in the fluro jacketswith the refective stripes...







And... What makes surf  life savers jobs  just that litte bit more interesting...

Sea Foam!

It does look a little like snow but it's about 30 degree C

Where Is that MJ???

Hello Dhaaarlings...

As you Bitches well know... Our Hostess with the Mostess...

Mistress MJ of "Infomaniac" Fame is currently on her

"World Domination Tour"

I have no idea as to her itinerary but I'm sure that I saw her recently in a re-enactment of

 "Lady Godiva" 

Has anyone else spotted her in their recent travels?

Well... Apart from Miss Normadesmond of course....

Hard Labour: a tale in which Prinny Bites Off More Than He Can Chew... Almost!...

Hello Dhaaarlings...

I'm Back!

Have you missed me terribly?.... I didn't think so...

To be quite frank... I haven't been anywhere really... apart from hanging about the Palais
Computers are such fun... particularly when you are on limited income and have a fixed monthly plan with a limited download allowance... I think my recent difficulties can be contributed to spending too much time at the keyboard pressing the play button on video/porn clips and not getting on with the things that I really need to be doing... it is an avoidance... a pleasurable avoidance... but all the same still... an avoidance
Yes there you have it.... The truth!

And yet.... I've found that I've been far more productive in the weeks since my access to the interwebs have been limited... Who knew?

Remember those dresses?

Yes... these Dresses...

Well...

 

The bulk of my time has been spent in putting together a rather "difficult"...(it has caused me some consternation and sleepless nights)... dress pattern that has really challenged my memory and skills when it comes to interpreting commercial patterns...
The explanations and diagrams of construction techniques are... as I have found... quite limited... and thus confusing 
So I have had to be a little more creative in getting the gown to look right... by altering the construction technique to alternative methods that give the same / equal result...

The bulk of my time is taken up with alterations to the commercial patterns so that the pattern pieces are made to fit the individual girls body shapes...

 and ... As I have rudely discovered... There are some challenges in making bespoke gowns... believe me....

Not everyone is a "Vogue Model" if you get my drift... but it can be a fun exercise in turning a sow's ear into a silk purse... or at the very least making an attempt at matching the finished product... to a well fitting resemblance of the original design...

The patterns need to be graded to fit individually combining a size 12 bust and a size 16 waist for example and praying that the end result looks flattering on the form... (Thank God for Calico and the making of toile's) It is time consuming and tedious work. The lay up of fabrics and the cutting is a little more interesting tho... no less time consuming and the sewing at the machine... In comparison is a breeze...

And then you get to work with the rel fabric!


The almost finished product should look to be something like this..

As yet, to be lined and back zip inserted after a final fitting...

 This one is well on the way... with only four more to go..

So I guess that... Rather than spend time sitting here at the computer I'd best be getting back to the next Sow er... Silk purse


Speaking of "commercial patterns" and to celebrate our national day enjoy some

 Aussie arse...

before... he got the gardening bug and started rubbing bits with Oprah...

Ex "Manpower" stripper... Jamie

He seems to have a thing for chaps...

and Daffodils... or are they Narcissus?

Bottoms Up Darlings...

"Prinny is Pleasured".... Yes I know!... How Odd?....

Hello Dhaaarlings..

Today... I am a Pleasured Princess....

 and as such would like to send a big

Thankyou

 to

 Jon...

You are a darling for making such a wonderful suggestion regarding my current Blogger difficulties.... XOXOXO

And for comming up with a working solution

Here...

Have a beer... along with some arse in celebration!

And... thankyou to everyone that made suggestions as to how to solve my overnight dilemma...

You are all welcome to join me for a...

The process is a little more cumbersome... but for now... as you can see...

 It works!

(Hopefully blogger will sort itself out again soon)...

And remember... Bottoms Up Darlings...

Oh.... Princess is a happy old thing again.....



Pissed off Prinny!.....

Hello Daaarlings...

Princess is quite Gropable!

Thankyou!

I just went to post some lovely arse that I thought... Like me... You might enjoy....

But Alas... It has all ended in tears...


It is with great sadness that I must inform you 

 I don't have any pictures...

 Well actually that's not quite right... in fact... I had several lovely arty/ arsey shots to post for you... But for some very strange reason the "Select a file"  "Browse"  option seems to have disappeared from the screen that pops up whan wishing to upload a file.
This has put me into quite a confused state as... in the past... I have always uploaded files stored on my computer to this blog using the Browse files option...

But since my last post the button has... Gawn!

Has anyone else noticed it's vanishing or is it just that I've had one too many Gins???


Please let me know if it's just me not seeing the button or... that your button has gone missing too... and we are facing a conspiracy... confirm for me that I am drunk... that yes... I have finally lost my marbles or... as I suspect...

 Blogger has gone and CHANGED things AGAIN without notification... FUCKERS!



The Arse Second....

Hello Dhaarlings...

It's so damn hot down here I'm melting...

And the weather is set to cotinue in the High 30's to Mid 40's Celcius for the forseeable future...

And for those of you currently freezing in the Northern hemisphere...

 I think it might be time for all you to  pop on down for a visit to get yourself all hot and sweaty and wet wet wet...

I know that I for one am already constantly moist...

Perhaps a little seaside adventure with some friends will do it for you?...

What about a sly little nocturnal skinny dip?...

I'm sure no one will be bothered watching....

Or... Just do it in full daylight so that everyone can....

And remember Darlings... When taking a dip in such heat.. 

There is never ever an excuse for not doing some  

"Duck Diving"....

Bottoms Up Darlings...

The First of Arse....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

Still hungover from all that ringing in of the New Year?

I thought as much...

Well here's  a little something to take your mind off that throbber youv'e gone and got yourself...

It's your First Arse for a whole 

New Year of Celebrations...

Now... Here's a little Tip From Prinny....

Rehydrate Darlings!

Bottoms Up!