Hello Dhaaarlings...
Princess was recently invited to meet with some local newlyweds after being overheard singing one of my favourite songs while waiting in the checkout queue at the local supermarket...
You know the one I'm talking about... "Some day my Prince will come.... la la la la la la" when I was suddenly tapped on the shoulder... I turned to see that the tapper was a youngish looking woman... wearing a slightly soiled blue dress... shoddy glass shoes... lank and lustreless "bottle blonde" hair atopped by a slightly askew tiara...
"Hey Prinshesh, Hate to be the one to tell ya... but that shong is a load of crap..." she slurred... loading the last six bottles of vodka... making 12 in total and a rather large jar of olives onto the counter behind me...
"You wont be be shorry... come meet a few of the girls over drinks with me and shee for yourshelf"
You know the one I'm talking about... "Some day my Prince will come.... la la la la la la" when I was suddenly tapped on the shoulder... I turned to see that the tapper was a youngish looking woman... wearing a slightly soiled blue dress... shoddy glass shoes... lank and lustreless "bottle blonde" hair atopped by a slightly askew tiara...
"Hey Prinshesh, Hate to be the one to tell ya... but that shong is a load of crap..." she slurred... loading the last six bottles of vodka... making 12 in total and a rather large jar of olives onto the counter behind me...
"You wont be be shorry... come meet a few of the girls over drinks with me and shee for yourshelf"
Is it just me? or were they not all supposed to live happily ever after...
I think I'll sue the Disney Chanel...