Save Yourself The Embarrassment... I did Dhaaarlings...

I was baffled!...

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Who knew that leaving your table napkins laying about could create such an embarrassment?

I just had to rush down to the shop and ask for a pre wrapped box of table napkins ...

Although for some reason the explanation from the very helpful clerk seemed more embarrassing than buying a box of condoms!

Whilst he was packaging my purchase... 

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I spied this!...


Just the thing!... I thought


It is always nice to let a potential suitor know what it is that you are seeking... 

A little drop of glue on the back with the trusty hot glue gun to attach a safety pin and... Hey Presto!... You have your own subtle advertising badge.


Pin one to your sporran at the next highland gathering you attend and see if you can't catch a caber or two...

Here's looking up your kilt.... Darlings...

  

Caring For Your Fabric.... Chintz....

Hello Dhaaarlings....

Princess knows that her readers are a delightfully dreadful hoard of 


"Fashion Forefronters"... 


Who want's to be a "Fashion Follower" anyway darlings.... I ask you? 

So at no expense to management Princess is willing to impart some helpful hints on caring for your favourite fabrics so that you might always look your best...

Starting off with the fabric that every trend setting "Fashion Forefronter" will be wearing this season...


Caring for your Chintz...

Now there is absolutely no excuse for you to go about town looking

Shabby.... with a soiled and glazed look about you Darlings...


Unless of course.... That... Is the look you are going for....


Princess always tries to be helpful...