Friday, January 1, 2010

A Very Rude Awakening






"Goodness" I thought as I slowly aroused from sleep. "The sun seems to be rising, what a marvelous party, what a marvelous night, a spectacular morning" Did I mention the spectacular morning?






Alighting from my bed, after such a wonderful night, feeling a little thirsty, I sashayed down to the kitchen, opened my refridgerator ....




and discovered to my astonishment all of my champagne Had Vanished!




Reeling in Shock from my discovery and exhaustion from last nights perfomances..(Both on and off Stage).....I stormed back to bed... summoning the "Empress Dowager" on my way .



"Mother". I screamed!



"Round up the Houseboys"





Introducing Princesses' Mother "The Empress Dowager"



As I had taken to my bed ......The Empress immediately interupted the houseboys from their continued Fornications.. I mean... Celebrations..




And as you can see...





The Very sound of her voice is enough to bring them to attention!

The Empress Dowager demanded a thorough search of the Palais and warned that punishment would be meted harshly should they not return with "Drinki Drinki" for Princess


Let me just say that mother has her own unique ways of dealing with miscreant Houseboys

And is very clever and creative with her Macrame techniques.........





Threatening to make her new Houseboy uniform designs mandatory.....




Needless to say the hunt has begun!!

Oh and if any if you recognised or can identify any of the items left in my fridge.

Pleased call by and collect them!!