Come on Baby Light My Fire....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

I found this whilst roaming the u-tuba's...
It's Marvellous Mae with a cover of "The Doors"...
"Light My Fire"


Watch it to the end and listen for some Classic Mae...


Who Knew???...

Princess Performs for your Pleasure....

Hello Dhaaarlings...


How about a little song to welcome in the new year???

Sing along if you know the words darlings....

More Prisons should be like this....

there's nothing like a little colour and movement to brighten ones day
Dhaaarlings...

Something Warm and Sassy.....

Just because I feel like it... Dhaaarlings...

Ooops!...

Men with Tools....

Its so nice to have a man around the house....

My Favourite Colour...

More of the same but different!

Read More About The Artist  "Here"

What is your favourite colour Dhaaarling?

Aus...tra.. liana....

Who Cares Who I Love....

Love is Universal - 


The images are by Canadian Artist Steve Walker, 


the song was produced for the


Matthew Shepard Foundation



Nuff Said

A Work of Art.....

I'm having one of these installed in the Foyer Dhaaarlings...

Double Your Pleasure...

Hello Dhaarlings...

I don't know what is happening but I've been seeing double all day

Time to get my eyes checked....


I think....

A Singing Vajayjay?....

Via

That's Right Bette.... Tell us how you really feel.?.......

Another Satisfied Customer?.....

Hello Dhaaarlings...




Princess was gobsmacked... Yes I know... I usually prefer a Bitch Slap... but I digress...


Out and About the other day whilst wandering the "interwebs"


 I noticed that "The Hair Hall Of Fame" was having a salute to the Nude Nuts of the World.... 


Imagine my delight when I spied a certain celebrity that I recognised that had recently got the Full Works from one of the delightful and uniquely talented stylists over at THHOF...




Princess couldn't resist the opportunity to interview Ms O'Connor and get her reaction to the new look she now sported. 


This is her open and frank response Dhaaarlings...

Another satisfied customer from  "THHOF"

Helping Hands...



Is this Wrong?....

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.


There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.


It was... and she said to her husband...
 "It's nearly frozen to death... Can we take it with us... get it warm... and let it go in the morning?"


He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."


Where shall I put it to get it warm?" She says.


"Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there"


"But what about the smell?"


"Just hold its little nose."


The man is expected to recover... but...
the frozen skunk she used to beat him with... died at the scene.

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Classes start soon with our lovely Aerobics Instructor Marvin...

He Certainly gets my pulse throbbing... Dhaaarlings...

House Boy Hijinx....

Helloooo... Hic.... Dhaaarlings....

More Champagne Anyone?


I'm going for a fourth bottle.... Feel very free to join me here on the sofa...

But Before you do.... would you mind just clickerating that thingamejiggery

again for me?

Bottoms up Dhaaarlings...

Tantrum Time....

Hello Dhaaarlings

It's tantrum time at "The Palais"... and Princess...
 being her usual helpful self.... has found a chart showing some common positions that you might find instructive...

Try them out for yourself and let me know which one looks best on you....

Personally Princess Prefers the "Calm Before The Storm"

and let me tell you ... Lately the storm clouds have been gathering for a "Wing Dinger"

In the meantime... If the Cap Fitz...

Ahh... that feels better...

Put on your Happy Feet...

And Get Tapping....Dhaaarlings

 

 

My How Times Change