Its MAY! And YOU Know What That Means....

That's right Dhaaarlings...

Apparently It's  National Masturbation Month...

I just found out though... I did wonder why the streets and shops were so full of Wankers.... Well... more so than the usual quota anyway...

So it seems that I have a little catching up to do...

I have done a little baking in celebration...

That's right darlings some cute little "cunt and cock" delights...

And remember....

Bottoms Up Darlings...

Might I suggest you go off now and do some catching up for yourself...

What if... Angry Birds Were Really Real?

Hello Dhaaarlings....

It just suddenly occurred to me....

What if those "angry avian entities" where really real?

(all bird images via)

Green... Egg pinching porcine entities the world over should be very afraid!

Naked Nonsense....

Gracie needs your advice Dhaaarlings...

Like the man said...

I'm saying a little prayer Dhaaarlings...

I wanna play Goldie Locks....

Meet Aunt Shirley...

Compare and Contrast if you will...

Morning Glory.....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

I have a day off so will be spending it lounging in my new "contraception wear" from "Chenille's Ainstitute de Boutay and House of Hair Removal"...


I can recommend their products, I've been using them for years...


My "Judy" has been indispensable... 


I have the "Glo-mesh lunch cutting lycra bodysuit" on order

No Milk Today...

The Milkman Cometh....

A husband gets home from the Pub and says to his wife...

"Darling... I heard a rumour down the pub tonight that disturbed me...

George was saying that our new milkman...

Has shagged every women in our steet... bar one...

You wouldn't know if there was any truth in the rumour would you?"

"Well Dear if I had to guess.... 

I'd say it's probably that bitch Geraldine over the street at number 47"... 

And to think that the company was gay and all...

How Very.. Very... Interesting....

Hello Dhaaarlings...



On a recent trip to Denmark for a little chat with CyberPete I was asked to Visit a site that can tell you which Tarot Card best represents you..

I partook of the examination and this was the result...

All I can say is that I was more shocked than Granny on the end of a Tazer

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Particularly the part about, well Virginity...

Dhaarling Really?

Try it out for yourself if you haven't already.

You may well find it an amusement...

It's A Beautiful Day....

Sometimes words don't come easy...

Have you ever held a converstion with someone using only the lines from song lyrics?...

These two have....

For Your Amusement....

Some Boys just go Ga Ga over GA GA