Princess Performs for your Pleasure....

Hello Dhaarlings...

My Tango Teacher Allejandro.... 

Told me that he was extremely impressed with my progress and...

As I had improved so much during our lessons lately...

He thought that I should demonstrate my new found skills with an   impromptu performance the next time I had guests over to "The Palais"

I was so excited at the thought of taking to the stage wearing heels... with a rose between my teeth... I had the Houseboys prepare my favourite Mantilla that I'd last worn in a production of "The Princess and the Matador" and had been saving for just the right occasion...

Imagine my stunned dismay when Allejandro presented me with a black raincoat and pair of white undies saying "Here you go Princess... pop your costume on"

'I'm not wearing that!' I screamed pointing to the horrid thing.

Yet strangely.... Allejandro can be so forcefully persuasive...

OK OK... So cue the Violin...