An arresting development...

Louboutin Lifter Lucks Out 


Authorities are celebrating the capture of the notorious international shoe thief.... Dubbed the Louboutin Lifter 

"Evil Petra"

Sightings of a Celine Cuisine Lookalike at a Parisienne Cafe

Led police to Tighten the net on the unsuspecting Evil Petra

When placed under arrest... Evil Petra denied any knowledge of the missing shoes... and maintained "I'm not that Danish pastry "Petra".... I've never heard of her... it should have been my fanny on that swing.... the Bitch...

It should have been me not that cow "Miss K"

  I'm "Paris"... Everyone Loves Paris!

"No... not that Paris you idiots"

"Me.... Paris"

"Paris" is now on Remand Awaiting Extradition

Meeting her new Roomies...

And generally making herself at home....

The Louboutins remain unlocated

 



A Deceptive Diva...

Reports have been flooding in to
"Palais Central"

 Miss Petra the Daring Diva is believed to be currently Downunder with Interpol in hot persuit!

Although.... it has come to my attention.... that it could well be "Miss Petra's"  Evil Twin

That has been sighted out and about...

doing the rounds of Sydney....

and desparately trying to blend in with the locals ...

Captured in all manner of Disguises...

And seen to be attempting to pass as as a swag of other more notable Divas....

"GAGA"

"Babs"

"Cher"

"Dianna"

 

"Celine"
 
And... Who else?

"Miss K"... 

 "Miss Petra's" Understudy of course....

Were Will Our next sightings take place?

Word has it in the street... that the Deceptive Diva has been toying with many a paramours heart...

And several have been successful in their Quarry...

What a dastardly doppleganger...

When will Evil Petra's exploits end... Dhaaarlings?

Soon! I hear you say....