A New Year Has Cum...

Happy New Year Dhaaarlings

Princess and the Empress would like to thank all of our wonderful blog friends that visit the Palais throughout the year...  for your marvelous support and well wishes and never ending mischief and folly...
You have often made a very grim day much more bearable... and so it is with our heartfelt gratitude that we wish you all a very happy and healthy 2011.
All the way from
The Future!!!

 That is why this post may seem a little premature Dhaaarlings

But what is wrong with an early Kick off???

So yes... that's right Dhaarlings... I'm coming to you all the way from the future...

Personally I find New Year a time for quiet contemplation and reflection.
A time for summing up, reviewing, and making some small plans for the year ahead.
I think about loved ones that have passed, friends, family, acquaintances.
I think about New Family arrivals... New friends... Old friends that I have re connected with and new opportunities that lie ahead.
Who really knows what a new year will bring?
But as part of this reflection I also acknowledge just how grateful I am.
I have my health, I have Family and Friends to share my journey, I have enough money to survive, a roof over my head and food on the table and I am very thankful for this.

All is well in my world!
I realise that I do have a lot to Celebrate so Lets get on with it shall we?
 May 2011 be a better year for all of us...

 

And what's more...

You all get the scoop from Princess...

While preparing a little NYE Entertainment here at the Palais

And in tribute and Celebration of Miss Savannah's Birthday 

(Happy Birthday Dhaarling XXX)

 

My plans were suddenly brought to a screaming halt!

And I think it was the house boys that were doing most of the screaming....Possibly with excitement... I might add....

As I soon discovered... The cause of this ruckus was due to the Palais being rudely invaded by several of these...

 Yes....  Awfully Aroused Aliens....

Can you beleive It? ... And of all evenings to choose for an invasion...

How very dare they I thought...

But it's quite OK... After some discussion with their leader (pictured above) In which I expressed my excitement ... dissapointment with his...Lack of attire ...timing.. for an invasion of the Palais and.... that he might have done well to have informed me of he and his party's intentions as... with prior notice I would have gladly included them on the list of formal entertainment.... As it was... they seemed to be performing providing quite a lot of  sexual favours .... entertainment for many of my depraved delighted guests...

He then masterfully allayed my anxiety and embarrassment... by demonstrating .... assuring me that

They all came in Peace....

And well I had to Concur.... with each of them brandishing a Piece like that... How could they not?

So .... the corks are now frantically popping...

The champagne is being poured...

The fireworks are going off...

And while they are... lets take this opportunity to all gather around while joining naughty bits ... er..hands... and sing out the old year together.

Here's to a Healthy and Happy and  2011...

Full of good times friendship and continued frivolity and fornication ...Fun.

Let's Celebrate!



Now... with the formalities over
I'm off to avail  introduce myself one of those visiting aliens...
I think I saw one or two of them entertaining the houseboys in the Piano Room..

Meanwhile make yourselves at home and...

 If you need me.... you'll know where to find me.

I'll be helping accommodate my newest Space Friend 

Oh.... and don't forget to call by Boxers Mammoth NYE Marathon

Pop on over for a splash in the Vodka Fountain

So if I'm missing come over to Boxers and join us...

Now... If I can just coax one of these alien gents to accompany me...

 

Happy New Year Dhaaarlings...

The Palais in Mourning?

Not on your Nelly!

Dispite the horrific thunder storms

And torrential downpours

The old year wound down and the clock ticked toward......



The Palais Showgirls continued on with their floor show....

Like the Loyal little hoofers that they are..

And Princess prepared to welcome in the New Year on stage with her dulcet tones...

supported by "The Screamin Bitches"...My back up singers

(whom are forever arguing with each other, usually over Houseboys or Gardeners)

And.... "The Palais de Steff Orchestra".... Whom I'm afraid, prefer to be known by their stage name
"The Scroat Sucking Lab Lickers"

Such Vulgarity.

To the Strains of "Auld Lang Syne" and Other old Favourites like......

"Knees Up Mother Brown 'caus we need to check your cervix"

I Graciously thanked all my guests for their company, friendship and attendance.....their witty repartee.... for Polishing off most of the Alcohol..... And Many of the Houseboys!

And lead a rousing chorus of Happy Birthday Miss Savannah!

and all recieved a little New Year trinket as a keepsake

As the skies cleared.....

Princess Looked up to check the moon and it looked like this......Hic..

Later..... on checking the Houseboys..... I discovered that it was Business as usual!

Still up to their old tricks and celebrating.....

But I did manage to find my own beautiful young and handsome "Blue Moon"


Oh... And just a little hint from Princess.....

From this side of the world I can tell you already that 2010 doesn't seem all that different from 2009 !

So .....
Pass the Champagne Dhaaarlings?..... Princess is thirsty...XXX

A Blue New Year At Palais de Steff...

Princess as you know, loves a party and New Years' Eve is usually such a hoot Down under......

What with Fire works across the Harbour......

Silly, but tasteful hats to wear

And of course... what is a New Year Celebration without Champagne And Cocktails?

But I have discovered that this New Years' Eve is even more special...

As it is happening in conjunction with ....

A beautiful big Blue Moon!

We have all heard the saying ...."Once in a Blue Moon" well my Dhaaarlings...

Tonight is the night! And what a lovely theme for a party.....

"A Once In A Blue Moon Party".....

I"ll be wearing my little blue cocktail dress......

And I think these old things will do.....

Blue Cocktails for all ........



The Houseboys will be suitably attired in Blue....

And have been instructed to remain in uniform....

Even when they get a little distracted......

Drink up! There's enough Champagne to go around......

And more Blue Cocktails.......

Have a wonderful evening , However you celebrate it.....

Be it, Flat on your back gazing up at that special.... Blue Moon......

Oops....



I meant This beautiful Blue Moon ......

Or.....

Going off like fire works ....

Or.... a Couple of Frogs in a sock.....

(Frogs pictured above are going off sans sock)

Princess wishes you a Healthy, Happy, and Prosperous 2010.......

..Blah ....Blah ......Blah....Blah........zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ....

I bet that got your attention!!



Now...

What I really want to say is... Remember to be disgustingly Rude, Ribald and Raunchy .....
But... always keep a smile on your face and remain pleasant while you're doing it.

Say what you think. Even when saying it might be upsetting for some, graciously allow them to be a little shocked and out of their comfort zone for a while.

Have fun , have a laugh , Spend time with your True Friends and Heart Families.



Get Rat-arsed Pissed as often as you can afford to.



And and finally....



I hope you all get a Root!



Not just for New Year but, Wherever, Whenever, and However you May!

So Raise Your Glasses and Be Upstanding (If you're still able) and Toast to 2010....

Happy New Year!!!

Ps.....I'll Let you all Know if 2010 is at all worth celebrating, before you go wasting any more alcohol!


Love Princess

XXX