"Palais de Steff" has arrived and is a work in progress. So come on in...grab a cocktail... or the nearest available houseboy and make yourself at home...feel free to wander about or just plonk yourself down and stay a while... Princess says "Hello and Welcome"!...
Monday, December 13, 2010
The Parties Over...
Thursday, April 8, 2010
The Palais Hosts the Post "Infomaniac"... "Kitchest Bitch" Afterparty....
Well... Hello there...
Greetings and salutations are in order..
How lovely to see you...
And Welcome...
"Palais de Steff"
Do feel free to make yourself at home won't you...
Princess has invited you all...
to
The "How Not to Decorate Compo" Afterparty...
Spine Tingling Excitement...
And a veritable buffet of "Kitch and Calamity" at Chez Infomaniac....
Congratulations go to the Compo Winner!!!
And his Beautifully Bad "Pirate Suite"
A true Artiste...
"Tributes in Kitch"
to....
Something "Kitchy" for Everyone!!
Below you will find "16 Tributes" to "Fellow Infomaniac Bitches"
My "Tribute in Kitch" to the "Fellow Bitch" Princess had in mind when "Tributes in Kitch" were created... we can compare notes...
So...
Charge your Glasses...
to get up close and personal if you wish....
Public Service Announcement .
As Dear Mistress MJ continues to accrue so many "Bitches"...
Princess offers profund appologies to those not payed tribute to here...
(And even to those that are)
Princess has had no intent of malice, disrespect or, intentional ommission...
But, as I am only intimate with some of you...
And are, as yet, to introduce myself formally to others...
I take this opportunity to appologise in advance.
Now...
Lets all freshen our drinks at the Cocktail Bar...
And all get cracking shall we?
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
The Palais in Mourning?
Not on your Nelly!

Dispite the horrific thunder storms

The old year wound down and the clock ticked toward......
The Palais Showgirls continued on with their floor show....
Like the Loyal little hoofers that they are..
And Princess prepared to welcome in the New Year on stage with her dulcet tones...

supported by "The Screamin Bitches"...My back up singers
(whom are forever arguing with each other, usually over Houseboys or Gardeners)

And.... "The Palais de Steff Orchestra".... Whom I'm afraid, prefer to be known by their stage name
"The Scroat Sucking Lab Lickers"
Such Vulgarity.
To the Strains of "Auld Lang Syne" and Other old Favourites like......

"Knees Up Mother Brown 'caus we need to check your cervix"
I Graciously thanked all my guests for their company, friendship and attendance.....their witty repartee.... for Polishing off most of the Alcohol..... And Many of the Houseboys!
and all recieved a little New Year trinket as a keepsake
Princess Looked up to check the moon and it looked like this......Hic..

Later..... on checking the Houseboys..... I discovered that it was Business as usual!

Still up to their old tricks and celebrating.....
But I did manage to find my own beautiful young and handsome "Blue Moon"
Oh... And just a little hint from Princess.....
From this side of the world I can tell you already that 2010 doesn't seem all that different from 2009 !
So ..... 
Pass the Champagne Dhaaarlings?..... Princess is thirsty...XXX



































