Louboutin Lifter Lingers...
Police are hot on the glitter trail of the "Loboutin Lifter"... better known to all as "Miss Petra", star of the hit Musical "Fanny on a Swing"
Miss Petra was last sighted outside Franks Bar in Norwitch Engaland.
Interpol have now turned their investigation to France following alleged sightings of the Diva on the Champagne Elysee
Eye witnesses stated they were accosted by a franitc woman demanding large quantities of Moet and chocolates...
But Police have now turned ther investigations to Engaland once again
New reports maintain the Diva remains in the old Dart.
Head Chef "Mr Beastie" of the up market "Cafe C" in Dorset Engaland...
Stated to investigators...
"It was her alright. Turned up here in a tizzy demanding that I bake her a pile of Danish Pastries... told her we don't do foreign muck here.
Well... Didn't she get the rag on then... Stomping and wailing like a banshee... Poor "Mavis" thought she was wittnessing an audition to take over her "crap bingo nights"...
Took me all of my charm... but.. eventually she settled for a plate of "Ma Beasties Chick Pea Curry" and a huge serving of my world famous "Kipper Surprise"... Sat there like a German woman Suckling pigs she did!."
Then ... as I was out cleaning the bogs... She did a runner....
Police investigations Continue...
