Suggestions of Vice at the Palais???

As you can see...Princess has been up all night wracking her Brain....

A Dear friend of mine, whom I worship, has asked Princess for suggestions of new vices that she may pursue for 2010, as, it would seem she has become weary of making New Year Resolutions...

Like Resolving to maintain World Peace...

And Solving the worlds hunger problems.......

So Princess has discovered some Wonderful Vices that may be of interest.....

An Old Favourite of Grand Fathers

He spent many an hour at sea ,teaching himself and fellow crewmen the finer points of......

"Naked Knitting"...

Then of course there is "Pole Licking"

In some circles it would appear to have taken off already

My Houseboys seem to....

Have adopted this Vice with much fervour....

Then I thought that a lively Vice could be "Premature Balloon Popping"...

You know .... sneaking up on Balloon Dancers and bursting their bubbles out of sync with their

dance routine music.....

Of Course there is always "Nude Head Standing"

The Empress Dowager loves using this as a punishment for Naughty Houseboys

"Now Cracky Leg Open" she cries and then titters.....

The following Vice came to me following inspiration from our mutual Fiend Mr Beastie...

And No that is not a typo!

"Lighting Cow Farts"

Or.... Just lighting Farts in general....

This Old Fart looks his best when Back Lit

Then there is my all time favourite Vice.....

"Fan Dancing"....

I just find the tickling texture of Ostrich Feathers against my skin......

Incredibly stimulating and arousing.....

And a Final Vice suggestion....

"Dancing with Wind-up Dolls"

I believe that it is going to be a demonstration Vice at the London Olympia

So Get Cracking with your Practicing.....

The Chinese Team entry is already well advanced in their training!

And I Think this is one of the Men's pair teams in training....

But am unsure of their country of origin....

Princess would be grateful for any tips on their Identity!

Now where Did I Leave my Feather Fans? .....

I feel a Dance coming on!! "Houseboy! Find my fans NOW!"