It's Heee-yar...

Hello Dhaaarlings...

Remember when Mistress MJ ran this?...

I hope you noted the Date!

There is just Tardiness... And then there is downright Snail Mail...

But finally.... After a Whole Year and 1 month of desparate waiting....

 I'm beside myself with pleasure to announce that my prize has finally arrived!

Yes... It's a "Blow Job" Bank

Now I finally have the tin for all my savings...

I've saved quite a lot so far...

But it seems to be taking longer than I thought it would....

Until just recently... I'd been wondering why the punters were all asking me for their money back... 

I shared my concern with a dear friend last week. And after giving him a demonstration of my technique he informed me... And I quote...

"Oh for fucks sake Princess! Stop all that huffing and puffing and just put my damn cock in your mouth"...."No wonder they all want their money back"

"But that's more like a Suck job"... I said...

"OH... So the penny has finally dropped!"

Unlike your balls... I thought with my mouth quite full...

 "Why are so many men reluctant to express their true needs?

"Why ask for a blow job when you really want your dick sucked? "

Men! I just don't get them... often enough

Sumfing Wikked This Way Cums.....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

I'd like to start with a short musical interlude if I may...



Yes... Your ears were not decieving you... You heard Quite rightly... Sumfing wikked this way indeed cums....

The FGES are cumming Downunder!




That Winsome Witch of the North Inexplicable Device has graciously bestowed upon me the title of  "Winner" of the

"World Famous".... "Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!"

Which means that the Toxic Elfin Rump Coverers will soon be wending their way to "Oz"...

That's short for  "Australia" darlings... (pronounced Oz-stray-lee-ya)

I Knooow.... I too am beside myself with excitement... Did I mention that I'm still touching myself?...

It will be only the second time that the shorts have ventured south of the equator...

The first time being to a quaint little Island Nation nearby called

"New Zealand"

(pronounced Nee-ew Zeland) or colloquially known as...

"Those sheep shagging barstards across the Ditch"


Hey! don't get all upset... It works both ways... Ik-sept thet win the Nee-ew Zelanders say it about us Oz-stray-lee-yuns... ditch (refering to the body of water that lies between us) is pronounced "Dutch".... 

Besides.... 2million of their 3 million population mostly time share on the Australian Mainland anyway...



And like the Nee-ew Zelanders.... I have been informed that the shorts have noxiously mutated into an invasive species that will require extreme caution and containment whilst here upon our wide brown land girt by sea.... lest they escape and start breeding like cane toads... bunny rabbits... foxes and camels...

I told you them was wikkid.

I'd like to thank Mr device for bestowing this great honour upon my person... And only hope that i can do justice to the continuance of this Gawd Awful competition when the fettid garment full of plage and other extravigant diseases arrives...

That reminds me... I must call border security and alert them of their immenent arrival

Still Here... Awaiting my new shorts....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

I'm just having a little Down-time...

I find that at the moment I don't have a lot to show or tell...

I'm just quietly awaiting the arrival of my new  shorts...

You know... The ones that Mr Device is currently flaunting to any who care to call by his bathroom...

The Hussey!

In the meantime

I'll just go back to my current state...

Oh... I nearly forgot...

Here's some Arse...

There's your quota for the month so far darlings... To make up for my paucity of postings...

Bottoms Up!

A Day In The Life....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

Of my nearest "Big Smoke" 

It's not always fireworks and dancing dragons....