Saturday, May 18, 2013

Still Here... Awaiting my new shorts....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

I'm just having a little Down-time...
I find that at the moment I don't have a lot to show or tell...

I'm just quietly awaiting the arrival of my new  shorts...

You know... The ones that Mr Device is currently flaunting to any who care to call by his bathroom...

The Hussey!

In the meantime

I'll just go back to my current state...

Oh... I nearly forgot...

Here's some Arse...

There's your quota for the month so far darlings... To make up for my paucity of postings...

Bottoms Up!


  1. I hope you win the FGES! That would be another historic first for Oz, up there with winning The Americas Cup!

    1. We here in OZ have such lofty ideals...

      Ps last time I looked our $ had dropped. Are you re thinnking immigration? I'll book you a room on christmas Island if you like!

    2. Mr. Lax is right. Australia has yet to be honoured with hosting The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition.

      The nearest they've come to you is New Zealand.

    3. Ja, I noticed the exchange rate change; not enough though. Maybe a vacation instead.

  2. You're right!
    It was better when they dropped the house on that bitch!

    1. Well Wallace Darling... I for one thought she was dead... but who knew ther'd be a second cumming...

    2. One should always save a little back for another go...

  3. Arse on a trapeze.
    My day is officially made.

  4. Oh I do hope you're successful. I'll keep my legs crossed for you!

  5. Good Luck, Prinny!! Only a couple of hours to go!

  6. The wait is over. Well, you've still got to wait for them to be posted & to make their way over, but, yes Princess: You've won! Congratulations!

    P.S. And that's against my better judgement after your comment about having a house dropped on me!

  7. It's midnight in Oz.

    The old dear's probably gone to bed.

  8. Sorry... i was still busy touching myself in all the excitement of winning.

    I guess i can't claim boredom as an excuse any more!

    I'm working on a thank you post that i hope to have up tommorrow evening after a celebratory trip to the big smoke in the morning... well laater in the morning that is ... if i get to bed now and manage to wake up early enough to catch the train....

  9. You won! You won!

    Yay! You won!

    *big girlie scream*