Saturday, November 6, 2010

I'm a little Peckish....

Hey...When I said I felt peckish...I didn't mean literally guys... 
Perhaps you'd prefer something from the Menu?


  1. I'll have a Cow Something Wrap, with extra cheese.

  2. I think I'll stick with the vegetarian option and try my luck against those starlings.

  3. I, too, would like the Cow Something, preferably deep fried.

  4. I'll have the frozen fish. Are there any frozen sides available?

  5. Smoking cow's feet is like smoking banana peels or nutmeg...

    It just won't get you high despite the promises.

  6. Coming right up Mr XL
    Would you like Fries with that?

    Dear Mr DeVice

    Those starlings are rampant little blighters, they just won't leave my nuts alone...

    Dear Eros

    How could it not be deep fried?
    I'm working on a deepfried vodka treat. Trouble is that by the time that it's ready to add the vodka the bottle just seems to have run out!

    Dear Hayward

    The frozen fish is Mexican Walking Fish I'll just throw together some salad greens as a side shall I?

    Dear MJ
    Getting high no...But but Smoking Dry Cow Dung will keep the pesky mosquitos away.(and unfortunately most of your friends)

  7. Call me conservative, but I smoke Turkey and pass the meat. Some of that vodka will go fine with my hay, thank you I'm not hungry anymore. And thank you again, I can roll that thing myself, just some spices, only park that bottle here no ice please and don't open the can of Coke I'll do that meself yer chip pan is gonna explodin' don'tadwater ... nevermind.