Saturday, March 24, 2012

What if... Angry Birds Were Really Real?

Hello Dhaaarlings....

It just suddenly occurred to me....

What if those "angry avian entities" where really real?





















(all bird images via)

Green... Egg pinching porcine entities the world over should be very afraid!

14 comments:

  1. They are! My university's mascot is a cardinal. For the big football (real football, not soccer) game they made up Angry Bird Cardinal T-shirts. Very cool.

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    1. The T-shirts I'm sure would have added even more colour to the crowd scenes MR Lax... Did they win? Did any of the other teams adopt "Green Pigs" as a mascot?

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  2. Very angry looking indeed, given the chance they'll peck your eyes out and shit in the sockets, the cruel bastards. Regards to the Empress, I'm a bit slow at doing the rounds this week.

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    1. Your tardiness is forgiven Miss Mitzi and the Empress is doing fine for the time being.
      I'm in agreement with your musings on the birds, as the poor piggies are only trying to feed a family...

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    1. Dear Peenee, It would seem that the eyebrows are the issue. Perhaps Miss Ross could offer some guidance with some grooming tips...

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  4. bwahahahahahahah. Excellent!!!

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    1. you're welcome Dear Boxer... Tho I cannot claim the art work as my own! But the pictures did give me as much of a laugh as they did you!

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  5. Loving it!

    Boy is addicted to Angry Birds. I'm definitely going to have to show him this!

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    1. Hello Roses
      I hope boys addiction does not stop him from entertaining the real world occasionally! For myself I often find an hour or two have passed before I remember that I had planned to refill my coffee mug instead of making repetitively sad attempts at pigsty deconstruction!

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  6. Nothing worse than a pissed off feathered diva with a beak.

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    1. You are soooo right Bob!
      Don't ever cross Big Bird! That bitch is mean...

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  7. Hello Princess:

    Could this herald a sequel to the Hitchcock classic.....?

    Hope that the Empress is keeping well.

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  8. Dear Lance and Jane
    Although I admire Mr Hitchcock's works... I could not aspire to his great heights. Although if ever they turn "The Birds" into a musical I'd have a cracking good go at the costuming!
    The Empress remains well and delightfully serene at present!

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