The Coroner Makes a Call.... And All is Well!. (Nobody has died in the making of this Post)

Hello Dhaaarlings...

Don't Panic!

It's just the "Munchkinland Coroner"

Remember this?

Well Princess has her own take on the Coroners Robes...

I think that it should do the job... Don't you?

All I need now.... is to find a midget to put it on!

In the meantime whilst I'm off hunting for one...

Here's something nice to look at....

Bottom's up Darlings....

The Birds Are Gathering....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

There's a murder of Crows starting to hang out about the Palais...

and they are starting to get about in little black Tuxedo Jackets...

and soon they will even have wings...

And when teamed with some...

Striped Socks and 3/4 length pants

They should look faboo!

Too good for a kids stage show darlings!

A Quick Touching of the Base...

Hello Dhaaarlings...


Princess has been quite under the weather for the past week having succumbed to a nasty manflu/gastro combo.


I'm feeling well on the way to recovery thank you...


The recent "time out" has meant that I have not been as much of a slave to the phaff and am thus a week behind schedule with costumes... Ho hum... 


I needed to take a little break anyway as I have been putting in long hours and not getting to bed till the wee hours of the morning and up and back at the machine by 9 am to start all over again 


But hadn't anticipated spending so much time...er... "in loo" if you get my drift. 


Fortunately the weather has turned cold and i'll admit that spending a day or two snuggled up in bed with a good book has done me a power of good. 


With only 4 poppy skirts to finish I can now get back to them with renewed energy and by early next week will be well into constructing the Crow Costumes!


In the meantime Darlings...


Here's something nice to look at...

It's the year of the Arse.... Celebrate!

Maud's May Madness....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

Damn you Maude... Will you stop taking the piss!...

There's only room for One Princess here...

May Mayhem....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

I'm a little exhausted since last we spoke...

I've been busy catching up on some work at the phaff....

Sewing up another storm of gathered tulle ready to turn into skirts to complete the poppy costumes. I finally finished all 24 of the blouses yesterday and so now it's on to the skirts.

2 layers of tulle one short and one long an over-skirt of red satin shaped like individual petals and an elasticised waistband...  of which 4 are completed!

Though I'm having a little trouble with the slightly pissed dummy in the corner

"Maude! Stop fannying about with the frills .. you're looking like a blood-clotted bridesmaid.... If you keep that up bitch ... the sherry goes back in the cupboard!

I just can't seem to get good help these days.....

Oh well....  Only another 40 metres of tulle to Cut Sew and Gather

So it's head down and bottom up for me Darlings...

Its MAY! And YOU Know What That Means....

That's right Dhaaarlings...

Apparently It's  National Masturbation Month...

I just found out though... I did wonder why the streets and shops were so full of Wankers.... Well... more so than the usual quota anyway...

So it seems that I have a little catching up to do...

I have done a little baking in celebration...

That's right darlings some cute little "cunt and cock" delights...

And remember....

Bottoms Up Darlings...

Might I suggest you go off now and do some catching up for yourself...

I't's MAY.... And You Know What That Means.... Pole Dance Season....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

That right!... It's Pole Dancing Season and I thought you all might like to join me?

Now Darlings.... Just get a good grip....

...and go for it!

Now remember....

....Bottoms Up!

Another Monthly...... May Day....

Hello Dhaaarlings....

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Sorry about the spots I seem to have left on all the furniture.... 

But white is so difficult to wear....

Is it May already?... The year seems to be flying past... Where does time go? 

I have somewhat of an inkling darlings...

I'm feeling like I'm just chained to the Phaff at the moment with not an awful lot to show for all my effort...

 And when I'm not chained to the Phaff... I'm making pattern blocks to draft  patterns for other costumes. Sadly my nest of pattern blocks start at a ladies size 10.

The costumes that I'm making start at size 6 and 8 so I've had to grade the blocks down to the smaller sizes... Time consuming I know but now I have two new pattern blocks to add to the nest...

 If i'm not doing either of the above I'm sourcing fabric and trims for other costumes and sketching out design ideas for them...

Then there is the usual household stuff, gardening, lawns to maintain, meals to prepare washing, ironing, dusting etc  and on top of that an Empress to get to her what at times... seems like a multitude of appointments

with various medical clinicians...

Anyway...you get the picture....

The Poppy dresses are coming along swimmingly but just not as quickly as I'd hoped...

I guess that deciding to put 4 individual pieces of boning of different lengths into the sleeves to give them some support and shape doesn't help....

. And although it seemed like a good idea at the time... it turns out to be quite fiddly work and the most time consuming of all the steps in the garments construction...

But despite the time consumption with 48 individual sleeves to make I think that it is worth all the fannying about.... as once they are completed they just finish the blouse beautifully....

Seeee....

I can't wait to get them all finished and teamed with the red tulle and satin skirts now... 

The cutting of huge amounts of tulle to be gathered for the skirts along with the petal shaped flower overlays in red satin is timetabled to start next week...

By then I should have the remaining blouses all completed... I only have six more of twenty four to go!

So if I'm not posting as often as I usually do darlings it's is because I'm just a little preoccupied....

I think for now though I've earned myself a little drinkies...

And here is a little something to show for your effort in reading all the way to the bottom of this post....

Well we are celebrating the Year of the Arse are we not?....

Bottoms Up... Darlings!