That's right Dhaaarlings...
Apparently It's National Masturbation Month...
I just found out though... I did wonder why the streets and shops were so full of Wankers.... Well... more so than the usual quota anyway...
So it seems that I have a little catching up to do...
I have done a little baking in celebration...
That's right darlings some cute little "cunt and cock" delights...
And remember....
Bottoms Up Darlings...
Might I suggest you go off now and do some catching up for yourself...
Very touching!
ReplyDeletePS: However, I can't personally imagine any possible scenario where #3 would be true!
Honey, between my hand, and the boys I see, I'm afraid I'll have to sit this one out!!! Otherwise I'll be "catching up 6 times a day!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid I tell you I was voted best catcher in our local baseball league???
ReplyDeleteHugs
Jon
Does Hallmark make a card for this?
ReplyDeleteCuz, I need some.
But if you have a wank everyday for a month you'll go blind.
ReplyDeleteHasn't happened yet.
DeleteMay I remind you, Peenee, that you recently had to purchase reading glasses?
DeleteOh my. You've only posted this and I've just read it.
ReplyDeleteThat means I've got some catching up to do.
See ya!
Love how you matched the colors of the little cocks and cunts into pairs.
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