Have This Kiss.... Forever?....

Well could I Dhaaarling?

Houseboy Hijinx...

Dhaarlings...

It's time to get out your marker pens...

and create your own dance steps just like these little minx's...

They exhaust me just watching them...

Bringing out the Bonnet....

It's Easter...

And Princess is creating a new Bonnet

I discovered some lovely and inspirational creations

 Here

The Empress was very impressed....

The trinkets have been gathered...

Hat pins at the ready...

And all the old bonnets gathered for a little makeover...

So that all will be in readiness for the judging at the local Easter Fair...

The houseboys have been very excited...
Making their own Bonnets..

And costumes...

And asked if they too...
Could get right into the spirit and paint some eggs...

"How Marvelous" I thought...
The little Imps getting so enthusiastic and creative for Easter...

Until...
 I heard raucous laughter coming from one of their rooms
And on further investigation...

Discovered this...

And this!

They were certainly not the Eggs that Princess had in Mind....

But dont you just love the new bonnet...

It's sure to be a winning entry...

Happy Easter Dhaaarlings!

Fooling Around at "The Palais"....

Happy April Fools day to all from "Palais de Steff"...

Here

Is a little something that I have discovered whilst searching a nook to entertain you all...

So sit back relax and we shall share cocktails over a quietly exhausted Houseboy...

Or Two.... 

Cheers Dhaaarlings...

Putting the Cock back into Cocktails....

Following a recent celebratory post....

 

 Princess...

Was shocked to learn...

(From some of her fellow Bitches)

That...

 "The Palais" has been serving Cocktails...

 

Sans Cock!

So on order to decrease the amount of  "White Whining"

 

 That Princess has had to consume...

She has decided to rectify the situation...

And following further administration of punishment

For failing to provide the expected hospitality to guests

Princess has provided firm instruction for expected future hospitality...

And reminded them all that; Houseboys are employed solely to meet the requirements of guests to "The Palais"

and not their own...

Desires...

Princess appologises for this errant oversight..

Now...

 Cocktails Anyone?

Anyone?...

You know that your'e more that welcome to join me!

A Shocking Adventure....

Since returning to "The Palais"...

Regular delivery of provisions are not resuming until next week...

And in discovering that the house boys...

 are taking liberties whist the Empress recovers and canot be relied upon...

and obviously in desperate need of her firm guidance...

 

Although they do seem quite able to improvise..

Princess decided upon taking a little adventure and drove herself...

 to the the local food emporium...

And what an awfully rude experience it was...

Anticipating that there would be a valet parking service...

Imagine my horror when informed that I would need to park my automobile myself. In some thing called a car park!

I drove around and around until I found a space to park...

Having never experienced this phenomenon, I did try my best ...

On entering the establishment I was mortified to find that I would be required to take a "shopping trolley"

 and gather the provisions myself!

It would seem that the days when you entered the local store...

To be greeted by eagerly awaiting and cheerful staff...

 to personally serve you, "Thankyou Mr Aubergine"

Are gone!

Instead you are met with...

What seems like acres of these...

And look a bit like ....

This....

Whilst locating the required provisions..

Then you approach the cashier expecting...

 

This..

But instead, find that it is now called a "check out" which I found to be very confusing, as I was not aware that I had checked in...

and then to find a young gentlman...

Behind the counter, doing this....

while placing a "This counter is closed" sign in front of me.

Then...

 After removing the surrogate breast from his lips

(are these people not weaned from suckling these days?) 

Stated...

"You can go through the self serve checkout if you want, or, wait for another register to open" 

And there was I, thinking that I Had...

Already "Served Myself" 

I waited patiently for another register to open and then...

 Discovered that I was expected to take the provisions I had just purchased.... to my automobile myself!

I was so very, very, overjoyed at this revelation...

And totally ...

  And utterly exhausted from my horrendous ordeal...

I drove home crazily in my frustration and bewilderment  

after such a harrowing experience...

And thinking to myself... 

just how much things have changed...

I was very relieved...

 to be returning to the peace and tranquility of the "Palais"

Or So I Thought!

Somebody get me a drink!