"Palais de Steff" has arrived and is a work in progress.
So come on in...grab a cocktail... or the nearest available houseboy and make yourself at home...feel free to wander about or just plonk yourself down and stay a while...
Princess says "Hello and Welcome"!...
Fairest Princess, just dropping by to leave my calling card. Later I'll send over a carrier pigeon with a note arranging a time to crank the telly-phone and ring you up. When overseas I tend to correspond with post sent over by auto-gyrocopter. I generally seal my envelopes in red wax with my family crest embossed.
Thank you for calling Mr m8y... And you appear to have perfumed your card with something rather *licks card*...er.. salty?... Essence of Pirate perchance? Delightful... I shall await your missive and prepare myself for an engaging chat on the land line...
Now look what you've done. You hurt Maude's feelings. She's crying her... her... "whatever" out!!! She thinks you're gonna get rid of her now that you found a new test dummy!
The wailing that you hear coming from Maude has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I have a new fabric tester Huggy Jon.... It is simply that she is unable to locate the key to the cooking sherry cupboard....
Hello Princess:
ReplyDeleteNow, don't let all the blood rush to your head in the name of scientific research!!!
It is not the rush to my head that is of concern...
DeleteIt is the rush of onlookers that concern me as he goes through his range of motion testing...
Fairest Princess, just dropping by to leave my calling card. Later I'll send over a carrier pigeon with a note arranging a time to crank the telly-phone and ring you up. When overseas I tend to correspond with post sent over by auto-gyrocopter. I generally seal my envelopes in red wax with my family crest embossed.
ReplyDeleteWith warmest and most sincere regards,
Lady AyeM8y
One Hell of a Broad...!
DeleteThank you for calling Mr m8y... And you appear to have perfumed your card with something rather *licks card*...er.. salty?... Essence of Pirate perchance? Delightful... I shall await your missive and prepare myself for an engaging chat on the land line...
DeleteNot only Broad Wally... but very deep too!
DeleteWon't that give you a headache?
ReplyDeleteNot at all Dear Roses... It's not me that is standing on my head!
DeleteRemember: Measure twice and cut once!
ReplyDeleteVery sage words Mr Lax... I hate it when I leave myself a little short... in the cloth department.....
Deletethat makes my head hurtz!
ReplyDeleteIt makes a lot of things hurt just watching him in action Boxer!
DeleteDo you have your chiropractor on speed-dial?
ReplyDeletefunny you should mention this MJ. My back is due for a good working over...
DeleteNow look what you've done. You hurt Maude's feelings. She's crying her... her... "whatever" out!!! She thinks you're gonna get rid of her now that you found a new test dummy!
ReplyDeleteThe wailing that you hear coming from Maude has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I have a new fabric tester Huggy Jon.... It is simply that she is unable to locate the key to the cooking sherry cupboard....
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