Hello Dhaaarlings...
Leading us through her daring exploits and the "Eventual Arrest" of her alleged
Evil Twin Sister "Paris"?
Well Dhaaarlings... my sources have it on good authority...
that all the recent to-ing and fro-ing around the Globe was a huge....
Publicity Stunt!!!
Can you believe it?...
Miss Petra is to become....
The new "Foot" of Louboutin!
Seen arriving at a Stylish and Glamorous Gala Launch in Paris this evening
(the City Dhaarlings not her Evil Twin)
Miss Petra gracefully swept over the red carpet in a swathe of figure hugging green silk accompanied by a large purple bow with train... unfortunately covering her lushes luscious arse.
Occasionally exposing herself... her louboutin gripped feet...
A smile of utter contempt... joy... adorning her face as she occasionally spat at ...waved to... a multitude of screaming fans...
It has been reported by guests attending the Bash that...
The Diva... in her usual fashion was seen destroying several magnums of "Dom"...
Followed by copious amounts of "Moet" in between large hand fulls of Chocolates....
"Well... I haven't eaten all day" she was heard to moan to her manager.
Later the Diva was snapped at the after party....
Apparently taking "Porcelain Bus" Driving Lessons...
When asked if she was feeling unwell she replied...
"It must have been someone I ate"
Princess has a word of advice for you Dhaaarling...
Cut back on the Chocolate...
We don't want you ending up looking like....
This...
But not too much either Dhaaarling...
Can't have you falling off all those new Louboutins now can we?
After her realease from being banged up....
Evil Twin Paris has returned to her regular employ...
