Reports have been flooding in to
"Palais Central"
"Palais Central"
Miss Petra the Daring Diva is believed to be currently Downunder with Interpol in hot persuit!
Although.... it has come to my attention.... that it could well be "Miss Petra's" Evil Twin
That has been sighted out and about...
That has been sighted out and about...
doing the rounds of Sydney....
and desparately trying to blend in with the locals ...
Captured in all manner of Disguises...
And seen to be attempting to pass as as a swag of other more notable Divas....
"GAGA"
"Babs"
"Cher"
"Dianna"
"Celine"
And... Who else?
"Miss K"...
"Miss Petra's" Understudy of course....
Were Will Our next sightings take place?
Word has it in the street... that the Deceptive Diva has been toying with many a paramours heart...
And several have been successful in their Quarry...
What a dastardly doppleganger...
When will Evil Petra's exploits end... Dhaaarlings?
Soon! I hear you say....
I think she makes a fine Celine Dion...
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Eeeek! Celine Dion!
ReplyDeleteDon't smoke in bed, Petra.
Oh Hai Miss Scarlet!
Oh Hai Mistress MJ!
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Céline Marie Claudette Dion!
ReplyDeleteOh Hai MJ & Miss Scarlet!
Even my evil twin would NEVER try to be Celine Dingdong! The shame!
ReplyDelete*puts head in hands*
ReplyDeleteBetween petra and mj throwing their dolls out of the pram because of la dion, I'm getting a headeache.
I need more wine.
Fill your glass dahling Princess?
I think Babs could be the one - and you know, a couple of raps on that plastic head will straighten those crossed eyes right out...
ReplyDeleteI do love a good Barbie doll montage! And this *is*ba good one! : D
ReplyDeleteEeek! 'Petra! Tell your conquest to lay off the fake tan - His face doesn't match his torso.
ReplyDeleteDear Miss Scarlet
ReplyDelete"I think she makes a fine Celine Dion"...
I thought she was better that the real thing... Tho I also think that any one is better than the real thing...
Dear MJ
"Eeeek! Celine Dion!"
Double EeeeK! Evil Petra impersonating "CD" I'll spare you the full title...
"Don't smoke in bed, Petra."
Wise advice. "Get out of bed and smoke Petra"!
What do you mean "But I didn't inhale I only swollowed?...
Hi XL
CMCD... Some form of disease that I'm not familiar with.
Petra
"Even my evil twin would NEVER try to be Celine Dingdong! The shame!"
Oh really?.....
Dear Roses
ReplyDelete"*puts head in hands*
Between petra and mj throwing their dolls out of the pram because of la dion, I'm getting a headeache.
I need more wine.
Fill your glass dahling Princess?
Fill 'er up Gurl. With all the wailing and whimpering going on I thought that MJ and Petra had started a "Dion Duet" in the karioke bar....
Dear Roxy
"I think Babs could be the one - and you know, a couple of raps on that plastic head will straighten those crossed eyes right out..."
I agree but Babs wouldnt be a Funny Girl Without them eyes....
Hi Leah
Thank you my dear... Any Barbie Types in Disneyland?
Dear Mr DeVice
"Eeek! 'Petra! Tell your conquest to lay off the fake tan - His face doesn't match his torso."
You obviously didn't see him before they started...
"Now poke out your toungue Petra... Why is... is it so yellow?"