"Palais de Steff" has arrived and is a work in progress.
So come on in...grab a cocktail... or the nearest available houseboy and make yourself at home...feel free to wander about or just plonk yourself down and stay a while...
Princess says "Hello and Welcome"!...
Lets just say that after that disaster my career was very short lived. Im sure that Pete knows how to handle a powertool... but I will ask him for lessons... about the high heels thing...
Dear Miss Scarlet
I tried to explain that to the designer... But he insisted that it was part of his "Spring Collection" The damn thing smelt like Fish Emulsion.
Awww poor girl! It's not her fault she can't walk.
It's not like we laugh at Bambi.
Anytime you want coaching in the art that is walking in heels, let me know. I'm sure you know how to play with powertools. Perhaps you have more experience than I.
You need to take catwalk lessons from CyberPete.
ReplyDeleteHe can run BACKWARDS in high heels AND operate heavy machinery!
Okay, I might be lying about the heavy machinery.
Everybody knows that it's impossible to walk whilst carrying a watering can.
ReplyDeleteErm... why is she carrying a watering can?
Sx
Dear MJ
ReplyDeleteLets just say that after that disaster my career was very short lived. Im sure that Pete knows how to handle a powertool... but I will ask him for lessons... about the high heels thing...
Dear Miss Scarlet
I tried to explain that to the designer... But he insisted that it was part of his "Spring Collection" The damn thing smelt like Fish Emulsion.
i throw as if my arm is disconnected under my skin! oh yeah, it's a fun sight to see! good luck with the high heel thing! xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteAwww poor girl! It's not her fault she can't walk.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like we laugh at Bambi.
Anytime you want coaching in the art that is walking in heels, let me know. I'm sure you know how to play with powertools. Perhaps you have more experience than I.
I'd like to have these three blokes getting out of their Birkenstocks and walk the catwalk in some high heels, *hmpf*
ReplyDeleteI think she was making an editorial comment on how ugly the shoes were.
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