Hello Dhaaarlings
It's tantrum time at "The Palais"... and Princess...
being her usual helpful self.... has found a chart showing some common positions that you might find instructive...
being her usual helpful self.... has found a chart showing some common positions that you might find instructive...
Try them out for yourself and let me know which one looks best on you....
Personally Princess Prefers the "Calm Before The Storm"
and let me tell you ... Lately the storm clouds have been gathering for a "Wing Dinger"
In the meantime... If the Cap Fitz...
Ahh... that feels better...
I tend toward "calm before the storm" myself and it does terrible things to my blood pressure. I say throw a screaming banshee for a change of pace.
ReplyDeleteWhere is my shoe-up-yer-arse pose?
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Hayward!
ReplyDeleteOh Hai MJ!
ReplyDeleteDon't spill your cocktail while inserting the shoe.
I have it down to a fine art, Hayward.
ReplyDeleteDear Hayward,
ReplyDeleteCalm before the storm moves on to Screaming Banshee eventually for me...
Dear MJ,
Perhaps you adopt This as a starting position?
No... Just a moment Dear Mistress,
ReplyDeleteI've found you a "Shoe Up Yer Arse Position" it's Here
That second link makes me feel positively Zen-like.
ReplyDeletewv: irail
Why, yes, I DO!
I tend to flip between Stomping Elephant and Wriggling Fish.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of my Rage'o'meter...
i'm more the screaming banshee, but it's all inside, of course! xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm calm before the storm, too!
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I believe I've done the stomping elephant, wriggling fish, and wet noodle when too much alcohol had done away with coordination and shame on the dance floor...Good times!
I only do screaming banshee.
ReplyDeleteWorks wonders actually. It gets the entourage on their toes
Wet noodle. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteDear Mr DeVice,
ReplyDeleteYour Rage'O'meter would be a most appropriate accoutriment to adorn the palais
Dear Savannah
Screaming Banshee on the Inside?....
Of course a Lady must maintain a visage of utter decorum...XXx
Dear Eros
What a marvelous vision of you on the dancefloor.
You do make me giggle.
I can recall moving through all of them one at a time when the bar had closed.
Not even mooning the barman helped to persuade.
Dear Pete
"Screaming Banshee?" that does come as such a surprise!... who would have guessed?
*desgcretely removes tonge from cheek*
One can't have one's entourage idling...
Dear Mago
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a 'wet noodle'. No need for appology at all.
I myself have been known to enjoy a "Wet Noodle" on many occasion.
I'm move from Calm before the storm, smoothly into Kick the Cat. I've found it's important to do so with measured breaths.
ReplyDeleteI'm so filching IDV's rageometer.