"Palais de Steff" has arrived and is a work in progress.
So come on in...grab a cocktail... or the nearest available houseboy and make yourself at home...feel free to wander about or just plonk yourself down and stay a while...
Princess says "Hello and Welcome"!...
Sunday, January 23, 2011
The Tracks of my Tears...
Hello Dhaaarlings...
It seems that my lower back has decided to desert me...
Hi MJ I'm booked in for a thorough going over monday if I last that long. The pain is excruciating... probably not as bad as Satanic Cramps from Hell, but as i don't have the necessary offending organ... I guess i'll never know...
When my lower back was out of whack, I got a heavy dose of pain medication. Morphine tablets etc. And my hunky doctor took some of my clothes off, put me on his bed, got on top of me, put his arms around me and we rolled around.
I'm with XL on this, massive dosage of opiates. Old school, you know.
A hot water bottle could help between the shots ... it's Hexenschuss we talk about, yes? Then you need hot Fango or Teufelskralle, Weidenrindenextrakt, Cayenne-Pfeffer-Tinktur oder -salbe. Or just a bottle of booze and a hot bath in the mud.
See your doc: He'll give you two shots in the back to relax the muscles and you can move without payne and all will shuggle in place.
A little Smokey Robinson always works for me.
ReplyDeleteThat and a team of houseboys giving me a thorough going-over, er, massage.
Hi MJ
ReplyDeleteI'm booked in for a thorough going over monday if I last that long. The pain is excruciating... probably not as bad as Satanic Cramps from Hell, but as i don't have the necessary offending organ... I guess i'll never know...
Rx: Massive dosage of opiates!
ReplyDeleteI think gentle massage, hot compresses and drugs are the only answer.
ReplyDeleteGentle hugs to you sweetie. Wretched that your back is playing up this way again.
I was going to say 'I love you to tears' and link to the Kylie song Tears, but couldn't find it.
ReplyDeleteNice bum, can I borrow it for a while
When my lower back was out of whack, I got a heavy dose of pain medication. Morphine tablets etc. And my hunky doctor took some of my clothes off, put me on his bed, got on top of me, put his arms around me and we rolled around.
ReplyDeleteNot sure it worked but it was NICE!
I'm with XL on this, massive dosage of opiates. Old school, you know.
ReplyDeleteA hot water bottle could help between the shots ... it's Hexenschuss we talk about, yes? Then you need hot Fango or Teufelskralle, Weidenrindenextrakt, Cayenne-Pfeffer-Tinktur oder -salbe.
Or just a bottle of booze and a hot bath in the mud.
See your doc: He'll give you two shots in the back to relax the muscles and you can move without payne and all will shuggle in place.
We ARE old farts now, arn't we?
Oh, Princess. You've been sleeping on beds with a pea under the mattresses, haven't you? When will you learn?!
ReplyDeleteI hope the "going over" works tomorrow.
@Petra: Who is your doctor? I must have him.
Uh, his number. I must get his number for emergencies...