Sunday, March 14, 2010

Princess Puts Her Foot Down....

Since my recent "horror trip" to purchase provisions....



Princess has been driven to the end of her rope...



By the House boys recent recalcitrent behaviour....

So...

Has decided to put ther foot down.



With the Empress still in recovery mode...

Princess has decided to take up the challenge....


To apply some dicipline...



And whip these naughty lazy Houseboys back into shape.
Princess has instructed that..




Strip poker...




Or, any other table games are to cease immediately.




There will be no loitering in stairwells unless asked specifically to do so...




Nor are there to be any further episodes of skullduggery in the showers...

and obedience to Princesses instructions is sustained...

Until such time...




Things must be put back into order...


And all houseboys will be assigned extra duties...

Which will be mundane for you... but most amusing for Princess..

If Princess is to regain any semblance of sanity...



So...



Get ready to drop them boys...




  
And be ready to take your long over due...

 punishment...





I hope that's not a smile that Princess can still see...
Ah, now that's much better boys...




I think that Princess has earned a drink don't you?...




You know that you're welcome to join me...

7 comments:

  1. Ah, I see you have begun to get things under control again. Ooh, those pesky Houseboys!

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  2. You've just got to have a firm hand.

    I'd love a cocktail dahling.

    Long Island Iced Tea would be fantastic.

    Thanks very much, I love your hospitality.

    Say hi to the Empress. Tell her a few weeks of patience and she'll be doing the Cha Cha and Rumba on the houseboys backs.

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  3. I would LOVE an Espresso Martini darling :)

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  4. Dear Mr DeVice,
    The Pricesses taking up of the reigns of dicipline did at first cause much consternation amoungst the little tykes. They are far more in tune with the Dear Empresses gentler forms of diciplinary interventions, (which between you and me, I think they actually enjoy and look forward to) However, I do believe that they adjusted quite well to my newer approaches by having them perform menial tasks such as turning them into bookshelves etc.

    There is now, a palpable new air of dutful obedience returning to the Palais!

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  5. Dear Roses,

    You are a very perceptive soul as I had infact been witholding.

    The look of bemused terror on their little faces when Princess made an entrance in her little red number accessorised with whip, Suddenly gave me a sense of renewed power. (At least I thought it was terror that I saw on their faces, But It could just have been sheer excitement on their part)

    Discipline has certainly been lacking with the Empress out of action recently, but she is recovering rapidly and is not frightened to wield her crutch should one of them start to act up!

    House boy! Long Island Iced Tea for Miss Roses now thankyou!

    There you go Miss Roses. Drink up my dear. There are plenty more where that one came from...

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  6. My Dear Damien,

    How lovely to see you.
    Make that a Double Espresso Martini for Mr Oz Houseboy, as I do believe that today calls for much celebration.
    Congratulations and Happy Birthday Dhaarling XXX.

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  7. I'm glad to see you've got your house in order. It's so nice to finally get things organized and done around the house.

    I see you've got the table set up for 6. Expecting company I see.

    Enjoy the drink. You've earned it!

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