"Palais de Steff" has arrived and is a work in progress.
So come on in...grab a cocktail... or the nearest available houseboy and make yourself at home...feel free to wander about or just plonk yourself down and stay a while...
Princess says "Hello and Welcome"!...
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Slaphappy Moments...
Sometimes I just want to slap someone Dhaarling...
That's just the kind of Bitch I am... Sometimes....
I spend most of my workday on the phone in conference calls. There should be a phone app that could reach out and slap the crap out of the person on the other end.
Dear Pete OK... if you insist...I can reccomend a good Norwegian Fish Slapper...
Dear Hayward, Don't you just hate those kind of days... the Phone App sounds Brilliant...does it come with an insertion version? And thanks for the comment on the background...I thought that a re vamp was in order... Does Blue make my arse look big?
Desr Toy Couture
Hello there and welcome to "Palais de Steff" The Houseboys are ready to meet your every need....as Princess trys to be helpful for her houseguests...I'll get one of the boys to fetch you a cocktail...
I see you have some lovely gentlemen and much food for thought over at yours.. Thank you for calling by... Please feel free to do so again...
Hello Mitzi... Dhaarling
I'm afraid that I look like a panda at the moment and the bandages don't come off till next week...I just hope i don't come out looking like "Madge" from neighbours or God forbid old "Harold"
Dear Annie(Lady M)x Hello and welcome to my humble abode...I do appologise for the late reply... how remiss of me.. I do hope that by now youare enjoying your camping holiday an that Alfred has left your place tidy whilst house sitting... he is a scallywag..
Pitt deserved it! NO ONE should EVER cross Marlene!
ReplyDeleteI wake up each morning asking, "Who will I bitch slap today?"
ReplyDeleteXl
ReplyDeleteAnd no one puts baby in the corner...
Ahhh Mistress
Music to my ears...
Faster, faster, harder, harder!
ReplyDeleteI spend most of my workday on the phone in conference calls. There should be a phone app that could reach out and slap the crap out of the person on the other end.
ReplyDeleteLove the blue background Princess!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE THE POST!!
ReplyDeleteI have been inspired to slap a couple faces today!! :)
You've had a face lift dear.
ReplyDeleteThe most satisfying slap of all time has to be when Edina Monsoon slaps Bubbles "It really hits the G spot"
Dear Pete
ReplyDeleteOK... if you insist...I can reccomend a good Norwegian Fish Slapper...
Dear Hayward,
Don't you just hate those kind of days... the Phone App sounds Brilliant...does it come with an insertion version?
And thanks for the comment on the background...I thought that a re vamp was in order...
Does Blue make my arse look big?
Desr Toy Couture
Hello there and welcome to "Palais de Steff"
The Houseboys are ready to meet your every need....as Princess trys to be helpful for her houseguests...I'll get one of the boys to fetch you a cocktail...
I see you have some lovely gentlemen and much food for thought over at yours..
Thank you for calling by...
Please feel free to do so again...
Hello Mitzi... Dhaarling
I'm afraid that I look like a panda at the moment and the bandages don't come off till next week...I just hope i don't come out looking like "Madge" from neighbours or God forbid old "Harold"
Edina's "Bubble Slap" was terrific...
I am loving the bitch slapping clip. I have never heard a slap sound quite like that before!
ReplyDeleteDear Annie(Lady M)x
ReplyDeleteHello and welcome to my humble abode...I do appologise for the late reply... how remiss of me..
I do hope that by now youare enjoying your camping holiday an that Alfred has left your place tidy whilst house sitting... he is a scallywag..