Thursday, May 26, 2011

Mr Beasties New Fruit....



Hello Dhaaarlings...


I have a scoop for all of you!


Those of you that know and love our fellow 


Infomaniac Bitch 


"Beast"

most famous for his "Sconning" and "Kipper Surprise"


will be most pleased and excited to know that 


Mr Beastie... has apparently traded in his Banana's for a new fruit...





Oh Mr Beastie...




I can't wait to see the new glamor shots.....


Can you Dhaaarlings?...



10 comments:

  1. AhhhHaaaaaahaaaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

    *gasping for breath*

    Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. *returns*

    Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. [performs Heineken Maneuver on MJ]

    There!

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  4. Dear MJ

    I believe that you are speechless!

    Dear XL
    Thank goodness you arrived just in time to perform the Heineken Maneuver on the Dear Mistress. She's been quite inconsolable....

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  5. Oh Dear God.....not again .
    You should be ashamed of yourself your royal highness.
    PS I am trying the T shirt printers again this weekend

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  6. Oh my goodness!!!
    Oh yeah... I was going to get a T-shirt as well... wasn't I????
    Sx

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  7. Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What is this about t-shirts?

    Did I miss a post?

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  8. Dear Mr Beast
    I am honoured and very surprised to have drawn you away form your new found pineapple passion play...
    Thank you for the "update"... he he..
    get it?

    Dear Miss Scarlet
    Mr Beastie has kindly provided us with an "update" on his progress with "our" T shirts...

    Hello again Dear Mistress,

    Mr Xl's maneuver has obviously done you a power of good, (bringing the whole emergency spa like that was very thoughtful)... and just in the nick of time. I was worried that you would remain writhing around gasping on my rug all evening.
    The T-shirts mentioned relate to Mr Beasties Recent Tin Hat Compo. And I won... Making Me... Princess...
    Tin hat champion of the world!

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  9. I really didn't think of you as a tinhead, dear Princess.

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  10. *returns to view photo again*

    Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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