Palais de Steff: 2009

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

The Palais in Mourning?

Not on your Nelly!

Dispite the horrific thunder storms

And torrential downpours

The old year wound down and the clock ticked toward......

The Palais Showgirls continued on with their floor show....

Like the Loyal little hoofers that they are..

And Princess prepared to welcome in the New Year on stage with her dulcet tones...

supported by "The Screamin Bitches"...My back up singers

(whom are forever arguing with each other, usually over Houseboys or Gardeners)

And.... "The Palais de Steff Orchestra".... Whom I'm afraid, prefer to be known by their stage name
"The Scroat Sucking Lab Lickers"

Such Vulgarity.

To the Strains of "Auld Lang Syne" and Other old Favourites like......

"Knees Up Mother Brown 'caus we need to check your cervix"

I Graciously thanked all my guests for their company, friendship and attendance.....their witty repartee.... for Polishing off most of the Alcohol..... And Many of the Houseboys!

And lead a rousing chorus of Happy Birthday Miss Savannah!

and all recieved a little New Year trinket as a keepsake

As the skies cleared.....

Princess Looked up to check the moon and it looked like this......Hic..

Later..... on checking the Houseboys..... I discovered that it was Business as usual!

Still up to their old tricks and celebrating.....

But I did manage to find my own beautiful young and handsome "Blue Moon"

Oh... And just a little hint from Princess.....

From this side of the world I can tell you already that 2010 doesn't seem all that different from 2009 !

So .....
Pass the Champagne Dhaaarlings?..... Princess is thirsty...XXX

A Blue New Year At Palais de Steff...

Princess as you know, loves a party and New Years' Eve is usually such a hoot Down under......

What with Fire works across the Harbour......

Silly, but tasteful hats to wear

And of course... what is a New Year Celebration without Champagne And Cocktails?

But I have discovered that this New Years' Eve is even more special...

As it is happening in conjunction with ....

A beautiful big Blue Moon!

We have all heard the saying ...."Once in a Blue Moon" well my Dhaaarlings...

Tonight is the night! And what a lovely theme for a party.....

"A Once In A Blue Moon Party".....

I"ll be wearing my little blue cocktail dress......

And I think these old things will do.....

Blue Cocktails for all ........

The Houseboys will be suitably attired in Blue....

And have been instructed to remain in uniform....

Even when they get a little distracted......

Drink up! There's enough Champagne to go around......

And more Blue Cocktails.......

Have a wonderful evening , However you celebrate it.....

Be it, Flat on your back gazing up at that special.... Blue Moon......

Oops....

I meant This beautiful Blue Moon ......

Or.....

Going off like fire works ....

Or.... a Couple of Frogs in a sock.....

(Frogs pictured above are going off sans sock)

Princess wishes you a Healthy, Happy, and Prosperous 2010.......

..Blah ....Blah ......Blah....Blah........zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ....

I bet that got your attention!!

Now...

What I really want to say is... Remember to be disgustingly Rude, Ribald and Raunchy .....
But... always keep a smile on your face and remain pleasant while you're doing it.

Say what you think. Even when saying it might be upsetting for some, graciously allow them to be a little shocked and out of their comfort zone for a while.

Have fun , have a laugh , Spend time with your True Friends and Heart Families.

Get Rat-arsed Pissed as often as you can afford to.

And and finally....

I hope you all get a Root!

Not just for New Year but, Wherever, Whenever, and However you May!

So Raise Your Glasses and Be Upstanding (If you're still able) and Toast to 2010....