Princess would like to thank you for all your warm wishes...
On the arrival of....
Nephew Number 6....
However....
Princess has become inundated with your mail, messages and thoughtful gifts.
To the point where The palais is filled to the rafters...
And the Palais Parcel sorters are threatening...
To walk out.
The Royal Card Readers are getting to the point of exhaustion...
The "Empress Dowager" is toiling away gleefully checking, that each and every Thank You card is correctly addressed
and....that every stamp is licked.
You have all been so kind and generous and toughtful in your gifting....
Flowers...
Princess just loves Flowers...
Blue Flowers...
Flowers and teddys...
Balloons...
Balloons, Flowers and Teddies....
In combination...
And some extremely extravagant ....
Balloons!
There have also been many....
Practical....
Very Practical...
Toys...
Did I say Practical?...
Interesting...
Colourful.....
Odd...
Unusual...
Yes... Unusual....
Very Unusual....
And Downright Frightening...
(Keep Practicing your 2010 Vice Dear MJ )
Yes.... Frightening....
Gifts.
The "Palais" is utterly overflowing with Lovely cards and gifts
But Frankly, Princess must ask with all sincerity, that your overwhelming generosity
Please Cease.
The only deliveries that will be recieved at the "Palais" will be from
Registered Suppliers...
Dear Mr Pierson...
And his yummy delivery boy....
The ice man...
And his delivery boy......
Will continue to cometh....
And Fresh Meat....From Dear Mr Karkass....
Will resume...
To regular deliveries once again....
Princess will continue to recieve flowers...
And of course....
Princess' favourite...
Princess' favourite...
Champagne!
More....
Champagne Dhaaarlings!
You're quite welcome to join me!
Which is why I didn't send you anything. I figured you'd need a care package of Champagne, Beluga and Xanax in 3 weeks time.
ReplyDeleteJust let me know darling.
Meanwhile I'll be investigating just exactly why everyone needs ice.
Looks like Mr Karkass is trying to get you to sample his salami again.
ReplyDeleteDear Princess, champagne sounds nice. A little dot of lively colour on a - so far - dull and grey day. I will roll myself up on the sofa, and dream, even?
ReplyDeleteCyberPete said...
ReplyDeleteWhich is why I didn't send you anything. I figured you'd need a care package of Champagne, Beluga and Xanax in 3 weeks time.
Just let me know darling.
Meanwhile I'll be investigating just exactly why everyone needs ice.
Dear Pete.
Send care package now.
MJ said...
Looks like Mr Karkass is trying to get you to sample his salami again.
Dear Mistress,
I love it when he shows me his new products.
mago said...
Dear Princess, champagne sounds nice. A little dot of lively colour on a - so far - dull and grey day. I will roll myself up on the sofa, and dream, even?
Dear Mago,
Sweet Dreams to you and i'm glad to have brightened your day
Luv Princess xxx