"Palais de Steff" has arrived and is a work in progress.
So come on in...grab a cocktail... or the nearest available houseboy and make yourself at home...feel free to wander about or just plonk yourself down and stay a while...
Princess says "Hello and Welcome"!...
At the moment it is a fantasy of mine that a burly fairy with a handy power tool will call and work his magic on my teeth whilst I'm asleep. I wake up to a gleaming mouthful of pearly white choppers... But alas...I'm only dreaming....
Dear Jane and Lance Hattatt
How rude of me not to welcome you to my humble abode... Pain, I am afraid can contribute to lapses in ones good manners and lead to ignoring new guests on their arrival. Please accept my belated apology. Feel very free to wander about and make yourselves at home. I shall have a houseboy fetch you a welcoming cocktail... They are here to meet your every need. In fact, I'm considering having one of them trained as my personal dentist. That way there will be no waiting if the need arises in future... Again, welcome to you both.
Dear Mitzi
Thank you for your kind advice. Fortunately there is only one more sleep to go now. And I'm hoping that the burly tooth fairy will call tonight...
Dear Miss Scarlet
In some situations it is most prudent to avert ones eyes, particularly when confronting a basilisk.
The tooth fairy plays with power tools?
ReplyDeleteHello:
ReplyDeleteThis does not look like something one should try at home. Leave it to the professionals!
You won't have long to wait now before he whips it out and remember to open wide so he can fit his tool in.
ReplyDeleteI'm not looking... I know the painful truth behind this post.
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Dear Mr Mago
ReplyDeleteAt the moment it is a fantasy of mine that a burly fairy with a handy power tool will call and work his magic on my teeth whilst I'm asleep.
I wake up to a gleaming mouthful of pearly white choppers... But alas...I'm only dreaming....
Dear Jane and Lance Hattatt
How rude of me not to welcome you to my humble abode... Pain, I am afraid can contribute to lapses in ones good manners and lead to ignoring new guests on their arrival. Please accept my belated apology. Feel very free to wander about and make yourselves at home. I shall have a houseboy fetch you a welcoming cocktail... They are here to meet your every need. In fact, I'm considering having one of them trained as my personal dentist. That way there will be no waiting if the need arises in future...
Again, welcome to you both.
Dear Mitzi
Thank you for your kind advice.
Fortunately there is only one more sleep to go now. And I'm hoping that the burly tooth fairy will call tonight...
Dear Miss Scarlet
In some situations it is most prudent to avert ones eyes, particularly when confronting a basilisk.
and that's my brand!
ReplyDelete...now the basil person really does have tooth problems!
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