Hello Dhaaarlings....
Have you heard the news?...
Word on the street has it that...
The covern over at Castle De Vice is suffering a little empty nest syndrome...
Some of its founding members have mounted their brooms and headed off into the ether...
Leaving IDV at "InexplicableDevice" and his band of merry man "Tim" at
Alone...
Together...
"Finally" you might say.... "I always knew it would happen one day"....
"I'm so happy for the pair of them" I hear you gush...
"That' s wonderful news"...
Well aparrently it is not!...
Not totally happy with this long awaited and much anticipated union...
IDV has put out the call for new covern members...
And is currently in the throws of passion passionately vetting new supplicants.
Well I always say... Why spoil a good phantasy?...
But who am I to give an opinion?
Mr De Vice has been busily demostrating exceptionally spectacular Broom skills...
And the competition has been heating up with MJ, CyberPete, and Mr Beastie all viing for a coveted covern position...
An ability to manage an out of control magic mirror... with a mind of it's own would be highly admirable...
And a posessed soul with the skills to delicateley manage an apocalyptic oven are a must...
So so may I suggest that we all just just lay back and relax my pretties
While...
Tim...
and
Mr DeVice
Respectively fondle their balls in consultation of your future....
Or....
You can always try some serious begging....
Good luck Dhaaarlings...
Mr DeVice predicts more ball handling.
ReplyDeleteWith possible dribbling to follow.
My Coven Dream Team: Pete, MJ, Eros!
ReplyDeleteOh Hai MJ!
What a wonderful post, Princess! I particularly like the second 'Leaving' picture, however, I'm not old enough to remember in sepia...
ReplyDelete* ahem *
Anyway, I'd better get back to fondling those balls.
Picture 4 is on everything from greeting cards to place mats, but fear not they are not a coven of witches but welsh women in traditional costume having a nice cup of tea.
ReplyDeleteI'd be worried about riding that broom in the nude! One might get splinters!
ReplyDeleteHe could ask Knudsen to stay in as a Norne.
ReplyDeleteJeez, I'm still getting my broom driving license...
ReplyDeleteDo you think the ball fondling is going to take very long or will we hear about our future before next year?
Dear MJ
ReplyDeleteThat does not surprise me... in fact i think it is to be expected.
Dear XL
Are yousure that's not a wet dream?.....
Dear Mr DeVice
Oh dear ....I think that this decision may take a while...
Dear Mitzi
I thought that was the case too... but IDV assures me that it is an old photo of one of the Covens legendary tea parties Celebrating the cusp of Uranus....
Dear Eros
I believe that broom is kept well lubricated to avoid such calamities.
Dear Mago
What a wonderful idea. What with Old Knudsen being deported and jobless at the moment. Deciding fates would I think be very appealing to the old boy...
And thank you for the link to the Norne's
Facinating reading...
Dear Leni
I think that we might be in for a rather long wait... I guess that if any of us had "the gift"
We would all know the outcome already...