Two women were out for a Saturday stroll
One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua.
As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend,
"Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The Bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult,but thought,"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman with the Chihuahua said,
"A Chihuahua?
They gave me a fucking Chihuahua?!"
[snort!]
ReplyDelete*groaning*
ReplyDelete(but yeah, that was funny!)
xoxoxox
Hah!
ReplyDeleteTwo upper class women meet up outside a boutique. One of the women points to a red car parked opposite. Have you seen my new red Toyota?
The other woman responds, but Helena darling! Isn't that a Mitsubishi?
Yes dearest, but I can't say that or my teeth will fall out.
Har.
ReplyDeleteBut what's even funnier is that my word verification is "chien".
MJ: One of Miss Scarlet's wise sayings -- Chien up, tits out!
ReplyDeleteHa! The cornier the better. I liked that.
ReplyDeleteDear All
ReplyDeleteThank you all for calling by...
It just seemed like time fo a giggle...
What a great way to start the day. I'm desperately trying to wake up and you've given me a damn good laugh. Thanks my darling.
ReplyDelete*chuckle*
ReplyDeleteI like this one :)
PS LERV the new background.
Why do blind people wear sunglasses?
ReplyDeleteNow I must go and check on my scones.
Bwah hah ha! Thanks Princess. I must go and tell SP.
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