Hello Dhaarlings...
My Tango Teacher Allejandro....
Told me that he was extremely impressed with my progress and...
As I had improved so much during our lessons lately...
He thought that I should demonstrate my new found skills with an impromptu performance the next time I had guests over to "The Palais"
I was so excited at the thought of taking to the stage wearing heels... with a rose between my teeth... I had the Houseboys prepare my favourite Mantilla that I'd last worn in a production of "The Princess and the Matador" and had been saving for just the right occasion...
Imagine my stunned dismay when Allejandro presented me with a black raincoat and pair of white undies saying "Here you go Princess... pop your costume on"
'I'm not wearing that!' I screamed pointing to the horrid thing.
Imagine my stunned dismay when Allejandro presented me with a black raincoat and pair of white undies saying "Here you go Princess... pop your costume on"
'I'm not wearing that!' I screamed pointing to the horrid thing.
Yet strangely.... Allejandro can be so forcefully persuasive...
OK OK... So cue the Violin...
The white guy is just distracting me with his bulge.
ReplyDeleteCan you have a word and ask him either to tuck himself in properly, or take off the boxers?
Thank you.
Oh Princess, I'm certain Allejandro doesn't teach but rather cajoles the existing talent from within you. You are an arTISTE.
ReplyDeleteOh and I love the new tiara. I'm a size queen when it comes to big rocks.
I was so blinded by your tiara in the header that I didn't even notice the bulge.
ReplyDeleteDear Roses
ReplyDeleteWhich bulge ws that I wasn't looking? Did you embiggerize the clip to full screen perhaps?
If not ... try it... as it looks even bigger then...
Dear Hayward
Why thank you for your kind words regarding my talent but i cannot take all the credit... After all it does take two... to tango.
And Snap! When it comes to Rock size....
Dear MJ
Sorry to bedazzle you so... Perhaps you could ask the ladies in the previous post if you might borrow their sunglasses...
Then .... you can embiggerize the clip and watch all the beautiful bulges...
Budgie smugglers? No. Parrot smugglers!
ReplyDeleteYes Xl
ReplyDeleteParrot smugglers for the gentlman with a well endowed parrot...