Princess
After much dogged and hard hitting investigation
can now reveal that...
Mistress MJ
Our famed and adored hostess of
and...
Legendary despiser of anything Croc...
Turns out.... Has her very own secret little fetish ...
No Dhaaarlings....
This was Princess crossing the Infomaniac Moat to obtain the following exclusive...
Mistress MJ Snapped with Croc!
I could hardly believe it myself Dhaaarlings....
But... the Camera Doesn't lie....
That explains the tic toc coming from her lady parts.
ReplyDeleteDear Hayward
ReplyDeleteI'd often wondered about that myself... So you've heard it too...
Croc Butter!
ReplyDeleteWhen MJ sees this, she'll start chasing me around for my xanax..
ReplyDeleteI better hide it now.
Oh Hai xl & hayward
Oh lord. You're in trouble.
ReplyDeleteApologies if I make a swift exit but I am still in recovery mode.
Sx
Yeah, something 'bout teeth ...
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's as snappy as her mouth?
ReplyDelete* runs after Miss Scarlet for that quick exit *
The correct term, I'll have you know, is VAGINA DENTATA.
ReplyDeleteCount yourselves lucky that I have an appointment right now with the dentist.
But I'm not going to forget this.