Hello Dhaaarlings...
Mistress MJ
Our hostess with the Modess... I mean Mostess...
and wrangler of Infomaniac Bitches all over the world...
Is having her 5th bloggaversary
So Bitches....
Give the Girl Some Wood!
Princess has been slaving over a hot lathe all day in an attempt to make the Mistress a celebratory gift...
But I just can't decide....
these seemed appropriate...
Then I found this lovely carved little number...
Then I found this lovely carved little number...
I thought that this might be a little over the top
but then again...
Given Mistress MJ's fascination with things to sit on whilst being carried by her adoring Bitches
This might just do the trick...
What ever you do tomorrow...
Grab your wood Bitches!
and head on over to the celebrations...
There is nothing like a bit of wood to liven up a party!...
I'll be there with a tray of cocktails.
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I'm having my new shoes sprayed for termites as we speak.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Princess!
I'm pleased that so many bitches have RSVP'd.
And Miss Scarlet's cocktails are sure to knock your socks off!
We must make sure any new wood is well sanded for the event.
ReplyDeleteWax on; Wax off...
ReplyDeleteCareful with the splinters! See you at the party!
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ReplyDeleteThat is quite a huge present! Those Infomaniac houseboys are going to have to grease up and do a lot of polishing on that enormous wood!
ReplyDeleteThe victorian lady with the dolly dagger isn't wearing any stockings!
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