Friday, February 25, 2011

Coming Soon to a Store Near You....











Slugs Dhaaarling...




The bane of every avid Gardeners life... Hiding amongst your Leafy Greens waiting to pounce as soon as your back is turned and the light dims.


You are possibly familiar with these type of slugs dhaaarlings... if not... then
just take a nocturnal peek with your trusty torch around your garden at night....
  
You are bound to see at least one... or maybe two of the...





Sexually depraved little fuckers that they are...

Here's a snap of a couple of them shagging.






For all I know you may be a perverted little slug lover's yourselves and probably have a few of these laying about the house....

As proof of your looniness....





Well have I got the perfect pet solution for you...




Coming to a Pet Shop near you...


Psychedelic Sea Slugs








Aren't they just... well... bright dhaaarlings?...




Personally Princess prefers...






This...









This...








And...






This type of Slug... 

But each to their own Dhaaarlings....

7 comments:

  1. Such pretty slugs...
    Except for the Garden slug porn.
    Double-Yuk!
    (and I'm not squeamish)

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  2. Hai xl!

    I like the cucumbers that I see.

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  3. I agree with you 100% darling.

    I poisoned my garden slugs after months of trying to do the eco-friendly bit.

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  4. I remember the Pacific Northwest's Banana slugs.

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  5. Dear XL
    similar to sea cucumbers... and part of the nudibranchs family.

    Dear Wally
    The ground based ones just make me squirm...

    hi Roses

    I try not to use chemicals if I can avoid it. I like to get out and stomp the little buggers in my gumboots... Along with their slimy cousins the snails... They tend to come out from their under leaf marauding after the rain.

    Dear MJ

    Those Banana slugs should be shot from a cannon... If only they would use their pretty colour for good instead of evil!

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