"Palais de Steff" has arrived and is a work in progress.
So come on in...grab a cocktail... or the nearest available houseboy and make yourself at home...feel free to wander about or just plonk yourself down and stay a while...
Princess says "Hello and Welcome"!...
Sunday, February 27, 2011
The Eyes Have it!
And what may I ask are you looking at?...
Mmmmmmmmm?...
What? An old girl ain't allowed to get on the grass occasionally?
I couldn't make head nor tail of the thumbnail in my blog roll. I thought it was a stone with a pattern painted onto it.
It's all very well having a bit of slap and tickle in the park, but grass stains on the back of your skirt needs careful handling. A moist bar of soap rubbed over the area is very effective. To avoid further grass stains take your clothes off before having sex outdoors or do it in a bed or the back of a car, avoid grassy knolls.
"Lawks! ET must have had a lot to drink last night?"
That naughty child of mine did have quite the adventure before finally deciding to phone home... He now spends most of his time drinking... Were you both out on the town last night? If you see him again tell him to call his Mother...
Dear Mago
"How do tortoises wipe their noses?
I'm not quite sure how other tortoise might wipe their nose... But I myself... find that it is most helpful to utilize the nearest rock... Preferably a pumice stone...
Dear Miss Mitzi
" I couldn't make head nor tail of the thumbnail in my blog roll. I thought it was a stone with a pattern painted onto it."
It may well have been a shot of my nose wiping pumice... We are quite often mistaken for each other...
"It's all very well having a bit of slap and tickle in the park, but grass stains on the back of your skirt needs careful handling. A moist bar of soap rubbed over the area is very effective. To avoid further grass stains take your clothes off before having sex outdoors or do it in a bed or the back of a car, avoid grassy knolls"
Thank you for your laundry tips and protocol hints for outdoor romancing. It has been a very long time between leaps.
'Tis such a shame that the young Kennedy boy failed to heed your advice regarding grassy knolls...
Dearest Petra
"What is that we are looking at. It scares me a bit, what with the mean eyes and the holes."
Why it's just me Dhaarling... Princess... on a good day...
"I'd better be off before it attacks."
Well off you go then... But you know I am perfectly harmless Dhaaarling... Perfectly Harmless...
Lawks! ET must have had a lot to drink last night?
ReplyDeleteHow do tortoises wipe their noses?
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ReplyDeleteI couldn't make head nor tail of the thumbnail in my blog roll. I thought it was a stone with a pattern painted onto it.
ReplyDeleteIt's all very well having a bit of slap and tickle in the park, but grass stains on the back of your skirt needs careful handling. A moist bar of soap rubbed over the area is very effective. To avoid further grass stains take your clothes off before having sex outdoors or do it in a bed or the back of a car, avoid grassy knolls.
What is that we are looking at. It scares me a bit, what with the mean eyes and the holes.
ReplyDeleteI'd better be off before it attacks.
Dear Mr DeVice
ReplyDelete"Lawks! ET must have had a lot to drink last night?"
That naughty child of mine did have quite the adventure before finally deciding to phone home... He now spends most of his time drinking... Were you both out on the town last night? If you see him again tell him to call his Mother...
Dear Mago
"How do tortoises wipe their noses?
I'm not quite sure how other tortoise might wipe their nose... But I myself... find that it is most helpful to utilize the nearest rock... Preferably a pumice stone...
Dear Miss Mitzi
" I couldn't make head nor tail of the thumbnail in my blog roll. I thought it was a stone with a pattern painted onto it."
It may well have been a shot of my nose wiping pumice... We are quite often mistaken for each other...
"It's all very well having a bit of slap and tickle in the park, but grass stains on the back of your skirt needs careful handling. A moist bar of soap rubbed over the area is very effective. To avoid further grass stains take your clothes off before having sex outdoors or do it in a bed or the back of a car, avoid grassy knolls"
Thank you for your laundry tips and protocol hints for outdoor romancing. It has been a very long time between leaps.
'Tis such a shame that the young Kennedy boy failed to heed your advice regarding grassy knolls...
Dearest Petra
"What is that we are looking at. It scares me a bit, what with the mean eyes and the holes."
Why it's just me Dhaarling... Princess... on a good day...
"I'd better be off before it attacks."
Well off you go then... But you know I am perfectly harmless Dhaaarling... Perfectly Harmless...