Hello Dhaaarlings...
Just taking a little dip... and admiring my new springboard...
Join me for a cocktail by the pool...
We can watch the poolboy doing his thing...
Now... Would anyone like another?....
Just sit back... relax... and take in the view....
Bottoms Up Dhaaarlings....
This is where I ask for a Screwdriver, isn't it?
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That is a VERY impressive springboard!
ReplyDeleteMind if I have a bounce?
I'd like sex on the beach please.
ReplyDeleteMaybe ride the springboard..
Wheeee!
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Wheeeeeeee!
Dear Scarlet
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You can ask for a Screwdriver... I'm Sure there's even a pile-driver or two laying about the palais... I'll have a Houseboy fetch one shall I?
Dear Mr DeVice
"That is a VERY impressive springboard! Mind if I have a bounce?"
The spring board certainly impressed me... Several times...
Feel free to bounce to your bottoms... er... hearts content...
Dear Petra
"I'd like sex on the beach please."
Wouldn't we all Dhaarling! Oh you meant to drink...
It is not like you to be ordering a can of "Fosters"?
But here have one anyway...
It's the closest I have to "Sex on the beach'" around here it's is well known as... "fucking near water"...
"Maybe ride the springboard."
Feel free to negotiate with IDV for bouncing rights...
Dear Wally
"Wheeee!
Wheeeeee!
Wheeeeeeee!"
Are you going... all the way home?
I do enjoy a cocktail on holiday, they're real leg openers.
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