Just A Safety Girl...

Hello Dhaarlings....

Princess has found herself with a terrible dilemma on her hands... 

What does one do when faced with the facts that...


 A:  Ones Royal Sex Life is... a little on the slow side... could do with some major improvement.... is totally non existent!

And B: Suddenly realized that there are boxes and boxes of

Condoms... 


laying about "The Palais" that have thoroughly passed their use-by date?.... 


One might well ask...


Well....  




Princess has come to the conclusion that there is nothing left  for her to do but to get her creative juices flowing again (given that any other juices have apparently left the building)

And given the seemingly endless supply of raw material available...
I have decided to apply my juices to some...


Creative Condom Crafting

But I need some help in deciding which direction I should take in  these creative pursuits. 


Should I...

[via]



Run up a few frocks?...

[via]

Turn my hand to a new superhero costume?

Construct some crazy swizzle sticks?...

Run up another Frock?....

Create a costume for someones pampered pooch perhaps?....

Or.... I could have a go at making some lovely festive garlands...

And there are only so many cute little balloon animals that one can make 

before getting totally bored....

I know!....

 I've got the perfect solution...

How about...

I start making some lovely souvenirs ready for the 2012 London Olympics?

Well... What else do you suggest that I do with them Dhaaarlings?