Monday, March 7, 2011

No Milk Today...


The Milkman Cometh....




A husband gets home from the Pub and says to his wife...

"Darling... I heard a rumour down the pub tonight that disturbed me...

George was saying that our new milkman...




Has shagged every women in our steet... bar one...

You wouldn't know if there was any truth in the rumour would you?"



"Well Dear if I had to guess.... 

I'd say it's probably that bitch Geraldine over the street at number 47"... 





And to think that the company was gay and all...



7 comments:

  1. "Behind the door where my love reigned as queen"

    [penny drops]

    AHA!

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  2. Good gracious, I wish I still had milk delivered.
    Sx

    WV: Ultic - an udder infection.

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  3. Miss Scarlet, you once talked about moving over here and stay with me. If you do, I'll hire a milkman to deliver our milk

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  4. Pete, I feel mean now. I shouldn't have cancelled your bunion appointment.
    Btw, I am stalking you.
    Sx

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  5. You don't have to stalk me dearest. Why don't you pop in for a glass of milk, and if we run out we can call the service. I am sure the milkmen always ring twice

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