Friday, December 24, 2010

Tis The Night Before Christmas....

Ho! Ho! Ho!
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house...
Not a creature was stirring.... apart from several hundred Elves all busying themselves filling Santa's Sack...
8 toey reindeer waiting for their one big night out... And one fat old bastard in a red suit readying himself for his annual world tour...

Oh Fuck!
... Err... Hello there ....You've caught me!

 I was just about to mount the Reindeer and Ready the Sleigh... oops ...
I think I meant that the other way around...


I do hope that all of your decorations are well...

And truly...


And you've remembered to leave out a little treat for Santa...

When he calls to fill your stockings...


And leave a little something...

 under your tree
And remember...

There is only one more Sleep Dhaaarlings...


 Get your sorry arses to bed...

Or I'll fly right over your house and leave you nothing...

Oh but... Here's a little Eartha to lull you off to sleep...

But... most of all....

Princess wishes you and yours a very Merry Christmas  Dhaaarlings...


  1. Oh goodness, it's Christmas Eve DAY in Australia already, isn't it?

  2. Merry Christmas, Princess and the Empress (and the entire royal household, including the royal pets!)

    Thank you for your support this year. Thank you for the laughs and for sharing your thoughts and experiences with us. You're a fantastic friend. Happy Holidays,!!!




  3. Good old Eartha, didn't she die on Christmas day a couple of years ago?

    Wishing you a happy Christmas.

  4. Oh merry Christmas darrrrrrling!

    That Moët is a nce champagne. We'll have a glass before bed and maybe a little something to suck on..

    Hope you and the royal family are having a fabulous holiday.

    From one royal to another, this is quite the busy time of year we are at now. Christmas parties, not to forget the new years banquets we'll be hosting well into January.

  5. Merry Christmas my darling, to you the Empress and all the houseboys.

    And thank you for all your warmth and support this year.

  6. I just realized that it's now Christmas Eve where you live there in the future!

    You'll be going to bed soon with visions of sugar plums.

    I'm just waking up here in the past.

    Merry Christmas, Dahhhhhhhling!

  7. Merry Christmas!!!
    I'm due a big sack.

  8. Merry Christmas, dear Princess! It's a pleasure to enjoy your company.

  9. Merry Christmas dearest Princess!! I'm surrounded by friends today and about to share in some holiday egg nog. I raise a glass to you and wish you all the best. Thank you for being a bright spot in my day over the past year. Cheers.

  10. Yay thank you Princess Claus for being so nice to the needy and the naughty.

    As we say in the south,

    Murry Chrixmus

  11. Because you live in the future, I'm sure you've already opened all your pressies, eaten too much and are all festive.

    Hope it's been a good one for you.

    I'm still waiting for Boy to wake up. I'm giving him until the end of this cup of coffee. Then I'm kicking his arse out of bed.