"Palais de Steff" has arrived and is a work in progress.
So come on in...grab a cocktail... or the nearest available houseboy and make yourself at home...feel free to wander about or just plonk yourself down and stay a while...
Princess says "Hello and Welcome"!...
Dear Secret Santa, please, please, please arrange for me to have rumpety-pumpety in the back of an army truck, preferably whilst going over speed bumps and cattle grids.
Dear Secret Santa, please, please, please arrange for me to have rumpety-pumpety in the back of an army truck, preferably whilst going over speed bumps and cattle grids.
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ReplyDeleteIs there such a thing as a blowup Santa sex doll? Cause that kinda turns me on...
It's always interesting learning about how other countries and cultures celebrate Christmas.
ReplyDeleteBeware of naked flames when you carol. Just a tip.
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ReplyDeleteYay! Nothing says Christmas like farting elves.
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